Why aren't any Indians on steroids!?

The WigWam denizens are looking to extend that winning streak to one today.



The Tribe's sacrificial offering will be Josh Tomlin.

Let him use the batting practice screen for the game---is what I say.

Browns/Rams tonight.

Huge game.




Critical to the exhibition season play offs.

Indians lose.




Browns lose.





That's the news.

The Tribe is involved in yet another thriller...down only 7 and it's only the top of the 8th. They have roughed up Verlander for one run and six hits.Just haven't put it all together yet.


Will keep you updated.

Well the Indians got yet another hit off Verlander in the 8th and had him on the ropes, just couldn't deliver that ko punch.


They lose another 7 run game.....ssssssso close.

August 23rd. A zero loss day in Cleveland sports.

Have faith,HC.



Someone will figure a way.

On the Ohio State front....Cryami fans are all hopped up and expecting to blow Ohio State out.

They are infiltrating Ohio State message bpoards...lifting up their skirts and begging for it.




But no one will touch them with even the ICU Trojans blow guns.

This is a disgusting,nefarious group of college fb fans. May The Ewe have yet another mediocre season.

Exhausto Carmona pitches for the tribe tonight.




He only gave up 7 runs in 3 innings last time out.

Is a threat to toss a 14 hitter any time he's on the mound.

They lost 5-0.




At least only one run would have beat them, but no....they have to show off.

I can't wait 'til Masterson pitches. The anticipation is overwhelming.

Boy,you said it.



What's our magic number to clinch last place?

Uh-oh..don't see my last post here. Did I get lost in threads again?



Anyways...from the Browns underground news bureau; rumblings that Colt McCoy may not be real.

Bottom of the 4th..Tribe leads Oakland, 5-4.


In hits.

Let's leave it at that.

I always believed that the Cleveland Browns were one of the more underrated teams on Nintendo's Tecmo Super Bowl. I was always quite adept at running with both Mack and Metcalf, and with Mike Johnson manning the middle linebacker position their defense could be very formidable.

Sure their passing attack wasn't particularly potent, but I definitely had a pretty good win percentage against my brother whenever I used them.

they're becoming boringly consistent clyde....down by 5 again headed to the 9th. It's that type of consistency that you need to develop. ON the brght side, they have one major league player currently on the roster....the Korean....now represented by Scott Boras....time left in cleveland...5, 4, 3, 2..........

Oh my God.

OOOOOOOOOO

Let's leave Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn out of this.

We traded him for exrecise riders to be named later.

The Wahoo's take on the A's again tonight.



All hitters going to the batters box get to choose their way out. I think Hafner has chosen "blindfold.".




I recall Hargrove went with "life at the plate."

Cleveland sports are so bad....this thread needs a good old-fashioned bumping.

bump

Leading off tonight will be Player To Be Named Later.



This guy is so embarrassing that no one knows his name.

Oh my God.









thud

YEAH BABY!! It's not even September yet, he hasn't missed a start and picked up his 5th win. What a night! At this pace he'll finish out the year with 33 starts and 6 wins.

yes!!!!





go Tribe!!

Bat Masterson!!..you hang in there!!

The Indians have not lost a game since August 25,2010.




tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!

The series we've been waiting for clyde....head to head with the Royals. They can certainly clinch last place this weekend and maintain their goal of 11-24 the rest of the way to get the magic 100 losses. I am impressed with the reverse acumen of the front office. They get much better cumulative talent in trades of Ben Broussard, Eduardo Perez, Casey Blake and Mark DaRosa than in trades of CC Sabathia, Cliff Lee, and Victor Martinez.

Fine work.

I always said Shapiro was a dyslexic.




You know what I fear is clandestinely going on here? Kevin No Act is going around the country and talking to cooks,bank tellers,mechanics and inmates who played a year or two of little league;telling them.." I know you won't believe this, but--I think you are supposed to come with me...there's this really nice baseball field."

Something's wrong.



Have to check things out and let you know.

Reports coming out of Cleevland are correct.


Now if you all will excuse me....






























thud!!!!!!!

I'm confused.

NO!!




You're supposed to say something scary!

Oh I have to show you how to do everything:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRhs3-pP8w

I choose Ramon Sessions.

Bronws get whacked by Lions.




How embarrassing.

HC...say something scary.

Well, they were 10 up at halftime when Delhomme played!! They have seemed to have mastered the art of fumbling this year which is good.

the Cleveland Indians still have not lost since august 25th, 2010.