That's not me! :mad:

Sorry guys, I've been meaning to add up the contest results, but my laptop has a very ugly black screen. :mad:

I had an odd dream that they were serving chocolate bacon ice cream at Saratoga. :zz:

Um . . .

I had a similar dream.

In your dream, what were they wearing?

:D
:tro:

probably a lot more than in your dream! :D

Was that a dry dream?:D

That :mad: is for that whacky guy right:wf
Don't shoot the messenger:eek:

Well he of course knows it wasn't me :D

Your a good sport DJ. I am sure Clyde appreciates all your help :)

A note from our sponsor:


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Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVizZDE8z1o

At first glance, it appears that the Judges from the Starbucks Studio are none other than Stevie 5 picks and Andy Serling :D

Bag head comic just might be none other than Dougie :D

Candy could be Riot in disguise.. Never know :p

Todd Rundgren

Respectfully I lasted for 41 seconds (took some effort and patience on my part, too!) and it was either strip off all my clothes and run naked and screaming down the street looking for a big truck to throw myself in front of or stop watching.

Were there any dents in the truck?:p

If I try to last through the 12 minutes and 50 odd seconds of 70's torture a second time I will let you know. :p

Response from Himself:

Cry me a rivah.

A Response from His Truly:

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!

Please let Him know (Clyde, not God) that (and by God I mean God and not GoD :p) I am (although what if GoD were God?) sorry but (although I suppose it could be argued by those who believe God is everywhere)... wait what was I saying again?

Oh right...sorry but no Cardus-ie is the only one here who can make me cry so I'll pass but thaaanks for thinking of me.

It Was a Quiet Night in the Big City:






JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KEN,YOU KENT

by Clyde Collinwood,well known horsey analyst and creator of CLYDEFORM!! and world renown essayist and effigy mannequin maker



Kent....the way stop for more then 5,000 fugitives from law; every day.

It's a place where higher learning is at a low;and the homeless are reconditioned and sold off as "new."

Where little cable cars-----go half way to the sky....oh.,I think that's a different city.


Also known as the birthplace of Citation.Yes, that's what I said.Little known fact that he was birthed at Kent Foaling Center.He,perhaps the greatest horsey of all time.


But there's something different here now.Something,or someONE....has brought back the alluring ambiance that once singled this city out as the place most likely not wanted to be photographed----in.It was a real life collage of pea coats and bell bottoms jeans and bands were breaking out down under every other weekend.Turmoil;yes, there was that.But there also was the deep throttle roar of Sportsters,Lightnings and Bonnevilles rumbling up and down North to South Water Street and was no rarity to see two disagreeing horsey players out on that same street at high noon----settling a horsey dispute by quick draw.The loser had to leave town.

The scent,I have been told by others, they have picked it up.It's not necessarily all good though.The killings have returned.An average of 4 to 7 every night.The same calling card as before is always found.

A drawring of Woody Woodpecker, with the encryption...."Are you looking at my bum!!?" To this day it's meaning is unknown to investigators.


Evil/@Good.

Sometimes,the separation is not so wide.

Sometimes,they can inhabit the same human.


But if this provocateur of good and evil has in fact returned,then I fear we must show great courage.


We must HIDE!!

Sahbra Farms in Shalersville!

In Oprah Winfrey's bed! No one ever goes there.



And now,my impression of Elvis Presley:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRaac-QHhB0