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clyde 01-09-2012 01:32 PM

Uh, let us not forget Tebow only beats very bad teams or teams who have half the starting line up unable to play.

I think that's the way it's said.



Anyhoo--- I know I'm going to wait for Coach In The Box's opinion before I place my bet for the next Tebow game.

Dahoss 01-09-2012 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 830308)
Anyhoo--- I know I'm going to wait for Coach In The Box's opinion before I place my bet for the next Tebow game.

I didn't know there were bookies that took bets with food stamps. Interesting.

clyde 01-09-2012 01:46 PM

Sahm-bahdy don't like me...ah wonder who??




( ;) )

bigrun 01-09-2012 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 830313)
I didn't know there were bookies that took bets with food stamps. Interesting.





OUCH!!

Danzig 01-09-2012 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick333 (Post 830194)
He did a nice job. I kept wondering when the big turnover was going to take place. It didn't.

Good luck to Denver next week.

oh, it took place. denver was moving, rb coughed up the ball, and the steelers scored. had that not happened, no OT. luckily it wasn't as costly as it could have been.

King Glorious 01-09-2012 07:12 PM

The 316 yards were the most Pittsburgh gave up all year. How does that happen with a guy that can't pass?

clyde 01-09-2012 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Glorious (Post 830399)
The 316 yards were the most Pittsburgh gave up all year. How does that happen with a guy that can't pass?


Pittsburgh is a very poor team and all the starters were out due to injury.


And ET actually had 5 large on Denver.

clyde 01-09-2012 07:25 PM

But CoachInTheBox did predict success for Tebow under Fox........oh, wait a minute.

He didn't.



It wasn't until after Tebow had success under Fox that CITB predicted he would.

Oh well.....sssssssssso close!

Cannon Shell 01-10-2012 07:13 PM

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...medium=twitter

Danzig 01-10-2012 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell (Post 830647)

omg

NTamm1215 01-10-2012 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 830401)
Pittsburgh is a very poor team and all the starters were out due to injury.


And ET actually had 5 large on Denver.

5 large? Ha, more like 10.

clyde 01-10-2012 10:24 PM

Won't underestimate you again, BigTime.



:D

OldDog 01-11-2012 07:41 AM

Atheist group searching for quarterback they can call "their own," who will publicly display his atheism

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2012/01/1...-christianity/

This is for them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFWA1A9XFi8

Danzig 01-13-2012 06:26 AM

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/201...icans/related/

Dahoss 01-13-2012 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig (Post 831156)

Scary, scary stuff.

You'd like to think if there is actually a god, he's focused on more important issues than a football game.

NTamm1215 01-13-2012 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 831184)
Scary, scary stuff.

You'd like to think if there is actually a god, he's focused on more important issues than a football game.

Are you kidding me? He's turning to racing next. Gulfstream says this horse was caught Tebowing this morning.


bigrun 01-13-2012 08:53 PM

Tbowie
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHB0o9lCizQ

GBBob 01-16-2012 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 824544)
THe team I really fear is the Giants. I think GB can beat NO again and anyone else who blitzes them, but NY can get there with 4 and I think Rodgers is more dangerous against the blitz than a straight four man rush.

Not worried about: Dallas, Atl, SF (Overated I think), Detroit, Chicago
Concerned about: NO
Worried about : NYG

BUMP

Unfortunately

horseofcourse 01-17-2012 02:58 PM

...found this sort of humorous...

15 January 2012
Tebow 136: God's message from last night's game

In last week's overtime win against the Steelers, Tim Tebow threw for 316 yards. And, of course, believers everywhere immediately knew that God was trying to tell us all something.

You see, God carefully arranged (fixed) the game so that Tebow's passing yards would match the numbers of his favorite verse -- the only verse that he and his followers seem to know or care much about -- John 3:16.

God, it seems, likes to communicate using Tim Tebow's stats.

So what was God saying in last night's game against the Patriots?

Well, God is really into passing yardage, and last night Tebow passed for 136 yards.

Which could only mean one thing: God wants us all to read and obey a particular Bible verse involving the digits in the number 136.

After a careful check of the Bible, I think I know what verse God had in mind: Deuteronomy 13:6 (and following verses).

Here's what God says in the passage beginning with that verse:

13:6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
13:8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

13:9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

13:10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

God wants us to stone to death our family and friends, without pity (God hates pity), if they encourage us to worship the wrong god. (Which, of course, would include any Mormons, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, etc.)

I can't wait to see Tebow's eye-black for next season's opening game!

Clip-Clop 01-17-2012 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by horseofcourse (Post 832161)
...found this sort of humorous...

15 January 2012
Tebow 136: God's message from last night's game

In last week's overtime win against the Steelers, Tim Tebow threw for 316 yards. And, of course, believers everywhere immediately knew that God was trying to tell us all something.

You see, God carefully arranged (fixed) the game so that Tebow's passing yards would match the numbers of his favorite verse -- the only verse that he and his followers seem to know or care much about -- John 3:16.

God, it seems, likes to communicate using Tim Tebow's stats.

So what was God saying in last night's game against the Patriots?

Well, God is really into passing yardage, and last night Tebow passed for 136 yards.

Which could only mean one thing: God wants us all to read and obey a particular Bible verse involving the digits in the number 136.

After a careful check of the Bible, I think I know what verse God had in mind: Deuteronomy 13:6 (and following verses).

Here's what God says in the passage beginning with that verse:

13:6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
13:8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

13:9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

13:10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

God wants us to stone to death our family and friends, without pity (God hates pity), if they encourage us to worship the wrong god. (Which, of course, would include any Mormons, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, etc.)

I can't wait to see Tebow's eye-black for next season's opening game!

Perhaps he will lead the next Inquisition?

No wait that was Catholics. Never-mind.

The Crusades? Nope wrong again.

Just be careful when choosing Gods.


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