:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc0_Xnvl3t4

Well played my dear :D

Think this applies to all of us in the Reading Room.:D

Yes.. That was my point :)

You WILL be here for the next edition of the ClydeVivor contest series:
The Eddie Haskell-Jim Pansey-Travesty Triple.


If we played by S. Coburn's rules-a horse would have to run in all 3 races. However there is a chance not all the horses would make it from Long Island to Monmouth in time (traffic issues on the highway) and because I dislike Mr. Coburn's poor sportsmanship, my rules will apply. :D

P.S. Hansen is not eligible Clyde. He's no longer 3.[/quote]



I'm getting bored waiting for the "Eddie Haskell-Jim Pansey-Travesty Triple".

How about a Sara's Toga SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! contest?
(Not to be confused with Spyder's Very Fine Saratoga Contest :))

Rules:
Pick 1 horse each day of the meet (any race you wish). You get said horse WPS, exotics, $2 if it finishes the race, $1 if it tosses the jockey after the gate opens, .50 if it wanted to run but was forced to scratch due to circumstances beyond it's control.:zz:


Special Saturday Addition: The Thistley Down Ohio Not run At The SPAAAAAA!!!! Derby! Race 8 featuring Cleburne Clyde and a horse after my own heart "Larcenyinmyheart.

We are a very fine "select" group.:tro:

LIAR

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What? Are you saying we aren't crazy?

Heavens No! I mean DeboDeb is a total wackjob (RoR !!!!!) :{>: I mean seriously wanting winter in summer ?

But what did happen to Franny ? hummmmmmmmm

using my herkbot pace calc software that I bought from FAO Schwarz, I will be posting my picks in code for DelMar and the Spa. If anyone is interested, please send 20 bucks to Morty for the decoder.

I heard Morty is now living in Lebron's basement...so he has that going for him..which is nice.

Somehow I have a feeling we are in for another rambling (as Deb'O Deb likes to say) .... Uh, I mean very fine... post coming up soon. :D

I am still working on understanding the Snowy Creek ..Herk stole my decoder.

herkbot picks H for race 8 at surf and turf. ;)

already a winna

One Who Epistolizes Through Others asks that I share this (alleged) photo of one who (allegedly) has larceny in her heart










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Was this before or after you broke your advanced tool? :D :{>:

Tiz true...............:p


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I,ClydeyPooKins, am selecting for tomorrow's Sara'sToga card.In the 4th race....#4,Hansen, to win.In the 8th race....#8,EightBelles, to win.Also, a dd on these two beautiful animals as well as a e-box.

I,ClydeyPooKins, would like to know from where SightyPooKins got the term"Bazinga!" and what it means. In addition, I want to know if Arlettuce actually posted a photo of her little foot bearing that strange alien thing.

Now then,thanks to me, you all know how Deborah looks.... let's have a poll and just answer as to whether you would do her-----or not.

"Ladies"....this is a poll for guys only.OK?

I would like to display my picky's for that Great Affair at the Thistleydowns Bush Park;also known as the Ohio Derby.

#7 ,Cleburne,to win and an e-box with LarcenyInMyHeartDeb-O-Deb....the 1 horsey.

Here is a "and yer so forth"-----I have entered the DelMar Belly Rub.Today I have selected #13,Sammy Something,100 to win.


In finality,so as not to cause a mass suicide among my legion of fan....I mean fans....I have asked 4 members to pastey posts for me.I'm starting to get a lot of whining from them over it all.The D.O.D. can get particularly bitchy.


Now then, so as to not have me go through all the prodding and placating that I must now do in order to display my fine work....I would like ( 'I" meaning ClydeyPooKins) to see a deluge of plea's begging S5P to allow me full, limited memebership.

Yesterday I was asked by a female here if I had a girlfriend.My reply was for her to define girlfriend.She kind of started stuttering and I broke in with,"What are you doing tomorrow night?".She turned red and said she already had a boyfriend."Well, don't you cheat on him?" She turn a deeper crimson and shouted ,"NO!!". I shouted back, "Well you SHOULD!! It's such an additional high knowing you are tabooing!" She turned away in tears and ran off.

I enjoy knocking down the confidence of nosy snot faces.

Since I can only appear through others I do try to keep my appearances to a minimum,but I do notice a lot.A LOT. My Hunt&Kill list is empty right now.Don't you be the one to make me a busy bee.

Kent has always been a Bed and Breakfast for the Blues and there is a Blues Festival on July 23rd....in Kent.You are all invited.

But don't come.



For the finest Pisces Blues Man to have come out of Beaumont,Texas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tyg5SJDpiQ

Saratoga Day 1;

Race 5
#5 Protection (obviously a horse that practices safe sex)

For Clydeypookins

Sammy lost :wf