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paisjpq 02-19-2007 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by T3B
dont you all look like this??

right down to the uniform...my standard work apparel

randallscott35 02-19-2007 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
It's funny reading all of the guys that say they are single...yet it does seem that horseracing draws a large percentage of pretty girls. Just look at the crowds at Keeneland, Saratoga & California...

Yes, for a few meets out of the year. The rest are old fat men gambling their paycheck away and smoking stogies.

GPK 02-19-2007 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
but can you sing "Toxic" too?


no...but I can do that dance...:o

GPK 02-19-2007 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
right down to the uniform...my standard work apparel


THE ONE

Scav 02-19-2007 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
2. Most of the people on this board are college educated, at least the ones of age who could be. I would put that number in the 80% range easy. That says something about the competency of the people here and their general work ethic outside of the hobby of horse racing.

I agree with alot of what you said and I only have a comment on this one. While I have a college education, it is essentially worthless. I earned the dubious honor of getting a degree and going to the least amount of classes to graduate. I was always at the OTB. I would go to all the tests, first day (to get the syllabus) and maybe a check in day to make sure the teacher didn't die. The only thing I learned, which I think is the only thing alot of people learned, was how to problem solve, otherwise, it was a waste of time.

Sightseek 02-19-2007 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by T3B
no...but I can do that dance...:o

snake included?

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/...0281605_lg.jpg

Darn Brit...what the &^*&%*% happened to you?

GPK 02-19-2007 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
snake included?

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/...0281605_lg.jpg

Darn Brit...what the &^*&%*% happened to you?


wouldnt you go off the deep end if your...umm...yeah..your "bathing suit area" had been posted all over the internet...C Section scar including???:eek:


Yet another reason I wake up everyday and thank God that I am a man...no way in hell could I be a woman...:o

randallscott35 02-19-2007 08:49 PM

Actually Sightseek our true female poster according to the info should look like this:


pgardn 02-19-2007 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
You are forgiven my son.

Thank you. Only 4 Our Father's and a couple of Hail Mary's I hope.

And then the tide turns and gently rolls down the pathway of sex. There is a very cute single lady at my school teaching Science Randall, but she has 3 young kids. Divorced. Like I would have been able to hook you two up...

randallscott35 02-19-2007 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn
Thank you. Only 4 Our Father's and a couple of Hail Mary's I hope.

And then the tide turns and gently rolls down the pathway of sex. There is a very cute single lady at my school teaching Science Randall, but she has 3 young kids. Divorced. Like I would have been able to hook you two up...

Super baggage in 3 kids. I would need to get a freight elevator.

GPK 02-19-2007 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn
Thank you. Only 4 Our Father's and a couple of Hail Mary's I hope.

And then the tide turns and gently rolls down the pathway of sex. There is a very cute single lady at my school teaching Science Randall, but she has 3 young kids. Divorced. Like I would have been able to hook you two up...


P...surprised she hasn't found me yet....I have a MAGNET that draws these types of women from all across the globe...:eek:

I think I have met 1, single, never been married, no kids in the 4 months I have live here....

I think God is punishing me....

ArlJim78 02-19-2007 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'll take $5 on Margie with the blue sweater

It's the geezer derby sponsored by geritol.

FYI, i think margie won't get the distance.

Sightseek 02-19-2007 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Actually Sightseek our true female poster according to the info should look like this:

Good guessing, any other woman here have green eyes?

Sightseek 02-19-2007 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Yeah you are right there. But in my experience the girls I have met are into going to Saratoga and such for the party. not that there is anything wrong with that, but like I said earlier the gambling aspect is something a lot of people don't understand. And I'm not talking about how to bet and such, I'm saying why someone would want to gamble large sums of money.

I think as long as you are betting the amount you can afford to loose, it shouldn't be a problem. Have you seen how much a Coach purse costs? Just remind them of that everytime they open thier mouths. ;)

paisjpq 02-19-2007 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
It's the geezer derby sponsored by geritol.

FYI, i think margie won't get the distance.

Margie has enough back class to get the job done here...

pgardn 02-19-2007 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Super baggage in 3 kids. I would need to get a freight elevator.


P...surprised she hasn't found me yet....I have a MAGNET that draws these types of women from all across the globe...

I think I have met 1, single, never been married, no kids in the 4 months I have live here....

I think God is punishing me....

Well she already has a bunch of the younger male teachers slobbering like goats in heat. Damn glad my testosterone approaches undetectable levels... and I have yet to put on any female features... a blessing I tell ya.

GPK 02-19-2007 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn
Well she already has a bunch of the younger male teachers slobbering like goats in heat. Damn glad my testosterone approaches undetectable levels... and I have yet to put on any female features... a blessing I tell ya.


the ONE decent girl I have met so far since I moved here....I work with.

Been out a few times....enjoy each others company a great deal...but her and I both have the same philosophy...."DON'T FISH OFF THE COMPANY PIER"

randallscott35 02-19-2007 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by T3B
the ONE decent girl I have met so far since I moved here....I work with.

Been out a few times....enjoy each others company a great deal...but her and I both have the same philosophy...."DON'T FISH OFF THE COMPANY PIER"


Sage Advice.

GPK 02-19-2007 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Sage Advice.


spoken from experience I assume??

I made that mistake once.....ONCE.

In regards to your avatar....somewhere...there is a guy out there that is tired of her sh*t...:D :eek:

randallscott35 02-19-2007 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by T3B
spoken from experience I assume??

I made that mistake once.....ONCE.

In regards to your avatar....somewhere...there is a guy out there that is tired of her sh*t...:D :eek:

My latest I told you about, work with her...Not a bad ending but a weird vibe now at work.

Haha, on the avatar comment.

GPK 02-19-2007 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
My latest I told you about, work with her...Not a bad ending but a weird vibe now at work.

Haha, on the avatar comment.


that was me that just rang you while you were on the other line....

ArlJim78 02-19-2007 09:49 PM

Sorry Ladies
 
According to the data provided today, this is a composite of what the typical male DerbyTrailer looks like.



GenuineRisk 02-19-2007 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Good guessing, any other woman here have green eyes?


I do!

Cajungator26 02-19-2007 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Good guessing, any other woman here have green eyes?

Mine are hazel-green. They change color depending upon my mood and how tired I am.

Antitrust32 02-19-2007 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Mine are hazel-green. They change color depending upon my mood and how tired I am.

mine are also hazel-green. but they change due to how much they are exposed to the sun.

Cajungator26 02-19-2007 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
mine are also hazel-green. but they change due to how much they are exposed to the sun.

Yeah, I think we were talking about that. Our eyes are very similar. :cool:

It sucks though... I never know what to put on my drivers license. HAHA! :p

mark2061mn 02-19-2007 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Based on the generalizations, our typical poster should look something like this.



i disagree. for starters, he has a corded phone, and also, where is the coffee machine?

letswastemoney 02-19-2007 11:22 PM

Everyone here loses money and is suckered into this game :D

ArlJim78 02-19-2007 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
i disagree. for starters, he has a corded phone, and also, where is the coffee machine?

yeah, also this guy is clean shaven, has an upright posture, the desk is far too uncluttered and where are the beverages, racing forms etc.

Also noticed the wedding ring. a dead giveaway that this is not a real dedicated handicapper.

The Indomitable DrugS 02-20-2007 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Based on the generalizations, our typical poster should look something like this.


That's one hip looking mother ****er right there! I'm honored to be posting here!

Bigsmc 02-20-2007 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
According to the data provided today, this is a composite of what the typical male DerbyTrailer looks like.



Right on the money except...

I do NOT wear black socks with my slippers.

SentToStud 02-20-2007 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Based on the generalizations, our typical poster should look something like this.


I learned a few things driving a cab at night in Detroit. One of them is this:

Whoever that is, it's not a man.

Buffymommy 02-20-2007 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
i disagree. for starters, he has a corded phone, and also, where is the coffee machine?


DANG YA GOT ME! How ever did you find this pic of me?

Buffymommy 02-20-2007 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
It's easy to say a love of horse racing, but I think there is more to it than that. This could be an interesting thread for the group to comment on. Some of these you may agree with and some you surely won't.

Let me generalize about the people on this board for a moment, again these are generalizations. Here are 8 items to consider:

1. Overwhelmingly the people on this board are white, I'd put it in the 90% range. Yet when I go to the track, other than Saratoga, a good portion of the clientele are minorities.

2. Most of the people on this board are college educated, at least the ones of age who could be. I would put that number in the 80% range easy. That says something about the competency of the people here and their general work ethic outside of the hobby of horse racing.

3. Most of the people here were exposed to horse racing at an early age. While this seems obvious, I would say there are a lot of people that grow to like horse racing even if they weren't exposed to it early--but those people, to me, are less likely to have the kind of passion to seek out a message board on the subject.



4. The majority of posters on here are from the coasts, especially the east and a good portion from the Chicago area. This is anecdotal, but it says something that generally speaking the south is less well represented here. Obviously, some of the best racing comes from the areas where most posters are, but demographics play into this....The retirement crowd of Arizona and Florida are not Internet savvy, and even if they are horse racing fans, they aren't seeking out a message board to post.


5. Which leads me to age. Steve might have more stats on this but I'd say 75% of posters are between 25 and 50. Which quite honestly makes sense, but I do think the the patronage of the track is older than this on average, especially on a lonely day in March at the big A.


6. The majority of the posters came from the ESPN board, that much is true. But the new group is here by word of mouth, or through Steve's radio show. Advertising of some other kind could surely boost our numbers, but would it water down the content?...The many new friendships made on here were the result of only a few people. Speaking for myself, one of the nice things that Mike did was introduce me to Steve and Kevin. Saratoga has become a haven for these meetings, as I've been able to meet many others and strike up a friendship with Pais even though I only got to hang out with her for one single afternoon in Toga.


7. Most of the people here bet 8-10 times what a normal patron at the track will bet. I say most, especially the Selection board crowd on here. Sure there are 5$ bettors, but I'd say a good portion are betting more serious sums of money. Could be the general ability levels here and comfort with making larger wagers b/c of much more study into day to day racing. Could be we have a crowd here who are "bigger" gamblers in general. Could be we have more disposable income to be betting...don't believe it's this one by the way.



8. Most of the under 40 crowd are not married. Especially the men on here. Why is the bigger question? Maybe b/c our hobby is not conducive to meeting women, which is undoubtedly true. More likely, b/c serious gamblers do not often make good mates. I think they are less likely to want commitment and are independent types in general. Plus, handicapping, if you are serious about, is a time consuming process.

Now, how far off am I? Randall

1. TRUE
2. TRUE
3. YES, MY MOM MADE THE MISTAKE OF TAKING ME TO SEE THE BLACK STALLION WHEN I WAS SIX YEARS OLD.
4. HOW DO YOU WORK THIS COMPUTER THINGIE....
5. TRUE
6. I FOUND THE ESPN BOARD ON MY OWN, HOW DID I MANAGE THAT? :)
7. NAH, I AM A $2 WPS BETTOR. I ONLY BET WHAT I KNOW I CAN AFFORD TO LOSE.
8. SORRY, I AM UNDER FORTY BUT VERY MARRIED. BUT THEN AGAIN I AM NOT TRYING TO MEET A WOMAN.:p


WELL, YOU WERE MOSTLY CORRECT, SO I'D GIVE YOU A "B".

dellinger63 02-20-2007 09:21 AM

The one thing I have learned is if you see a person get crapped on from the sky introduce yourself as it probably is a fellow DTer.

Truthfully I've met probably 20 of you and never been disappointed though the fillys seem to have better conformation than the colts.

Antitrust32 02-20-2007 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by dellinger63
The one thing I have learned is if you see a person get crapped on from the sky introduce yourself as it probably is a fellow DTer.

Truthfully I've met probably 20 of you and never been disappointed though the fillys seem to have better conformation than the colts.


OMG LOL... i got crapped on again since u guys left.... damn flying rats


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