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FGFan 08-04-2008 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antitrust32
4.5 feet


(dont be jealous)
OMG!!!!!!!

ROR!!!!!!!!

But Trusty, uhhhhh, Ah think they are measuring themselves, not elephants or whatever ya got going on there.......:p

Frankly I would be VERY, VERY afraid of that.......:eek:

Mortimer 08-04-2008 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antitrust32
would it feel as good if you could only get half of it in????


Believe me..the extry length is of great benefit when attempting to simulate yo-yo tricks with a girl....and such.

Mortimer 08-04-2008 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
OMG!!!!!!!

ROR!!!!!!!!

But Trusty, uhhhhh, Ah think they are measuring themselves, not elephants or whatever ya got going on there.......:p

Frankly I would be VERY, VERY afraid of that.......:eek:
!!


She lies...the wench lies.

Mortimer 08-04-2008 04:01 PM
Ya just can't simulate the wrap around draw play with 6 inches...can't be done.

Mortimer 08-04-2008 04:03 PM
Franny..what?....no flowers for me today?

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Believe me..the extry length is of great benefit when attempting to simulate yo-yo tricks with a girl....and such.


true that Morty...


Well the small ones are gross enough, the big ones are even more nasty. I just stick with vajayjay... size dont matter! LOL

FGFan 08-04-2008 04:07 PM
Such fascination today with as the australians would say
your big cockatoos
your bludgin koala bashers
or your kangaroo pounders.

This is hysterical....:p
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurusenis#Afrikaans

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
Such fascination today with as the australians would say
your big cockatoos
your bludgin koala bashers
or your kangaroo pounders.

This is hysterical....:p
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisa...enis#Afrikaans

LOL Can I put my Titola between your tits please?? says the Catalanian!

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 04:14 PM
The French have a lot of names for penis's cause they are all dicks

Coach Pants 08-04-2008 04:29 PM
5 kilometers.

cowgirlintexas 08-04-2008 04:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
The monstrously outrageous can't be jealoutized.

Really...keep it in the relm of reality ,Uncly.


By the way....I have yet to receive my photos of your boo-bees.





Where are they ,ma'am??
How many pies and woodies did she earn? ;)

Payson Dave 08-04-2008 04:39 PM
hmmmmmmmm........

FGFan 08-04-2008 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach Pants
5 kilometers.
So for those of us metrically challenged, exactly how long would that be?

I'm to lazy to google it.....:p

Payson Dave 08-04-2008 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
So for those of us metrically challenged, exactly how long would that be?

I'm dyin to oogle it.....:p

ftfy

cowgirlintexas 08-04-2008 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
So for those of us metrically challenged, exactly how long would that be?

I'm to lazy to google it.....:p
I think it;s like 3 miles or something :p

FGFan 08-04-2008 05:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Payson Dave
ftfy


:D

:eek:

But really, I think I would be very afraid of that if it's 3 miles long....

Psssstttt, I think he lied!!!!!!

Payson Dave 08-04-2008 05:07 PM
5000 meters ~ 195000 inches....yeah he may have stretched truth (or the pud) a bit there

my miss storm cat 08-04-2008 05:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
All Predators please report in.





I've been squirting mine with mineral water.......2 3/16 of an inch.

:(
I'm just getting caught up and figured I'd start here as i didn't realize today was a holiday.

Happy Pud Day everyone.

cowgirlintexas 08-04-2008 05:23 PM
Dang! Pud Day!! And I don't have anyone to celebrate it with :mad:


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