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SCUDSBROTHER 05-26-2008 08:32 PM

Scavs
 
You watch the Cubs beat L.A. today? How did they get 1 run from 10 hits? WEAK BITCHES..

Scav 05-26-2008 09:23 PM

I was at the game today, baking in the sun in the bleachers next to a sweet asian girl. Dodgers are not an impressive team, they seem slow and Soriano needs to be put on the 15 day DL, dude can't run....

Cannon Shell 05-26-2008 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
I was at the game today, baking in the sun in the bleachers next to a sweet asian girl. Dodgers are not an impressive team, they seem slow and Soriano needs to be put on the 15 day DL, dude can't run....

From one game you have half way paid attention to you are calling the Dodgers slow? Thanks peter gammons...

Scav 05-26-2008 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
From one game you have half way paid attention to you are calling the Dodgers slow? Thanks peter gammons...

half way was being generous. I was too interested in some asian persuasion.

SCUDSBROTHER 05-26-2008 11:17 PM

Got to get Furcal back. Tired of this no-hitting Mr. Who etc. They're a much better team with that spark plug. They won about 9 in a row, and then he fkd up his back. If he can't play, then they are gunna be .500 (at the most.) If he leads off late in a 1 run game, he can bunt to the shortstop, and it simply can't be defended. Then he usually steals 2nd base. Then they are out of the doubleplay, and they got three chances for one of them stiffs to get him home. A lot of times, catcher misses the ball, and they just need a fly ball to get him in. He is the best team player I have ever seen. All he thinks about is how he can get to 1st base, and good luck trying to keep him from stealing 2nd. As far as speed goes, Kemp is fast, but his thinking is slow. He is either a dummy, or has a pretty severe case of A.D.D. He can barely carry on an interview, cuz he is already thinking 'bout ***** n' video games.

Cannon Shell 05-26-2008 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
half way was being generous. I was too interested in some asian persuasion.

I'm shocked. Was 24 there?

Cannon Shell 05-26-2008 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
Got to get Furcal back. Tired of this no-hitting Mr. Who etc. They're a much better team with that spark plug. They won about 9 in a row, and then he fkd up his back. If he can't play, then they are gunna be .500 (at the most.) If he leads off late in a 1 run game, he can bunt to the shortstop, and it simply can't be defended. Then he usually steals 2nd base. Then they are out of the doubleplay, and they got three chances for one of them stiffs to get him home. A lot of times, catcher misses the ball, and they just need a fly ball to get him in. He is the best team player I have ever seen. All he thinks about is how he can get to 1st base, and good luck trying to keep him from stealing 2nd. As far as speed goes, Kemp is fast, but his thinking is slow. He is either a dummy, or has a pretty severe case of A.D.D. He can barely carry on an interview, cuz he is already thinking 'bout ***** n' video games.

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SCUDSBROTHER 05-26-2008 11:54 PM

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Scav 05-27-2008 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
I'm shocked. Was 24 there?

24 was there, but was in conservation mode due to having to work today.

Cannon Shell 05-27-2008 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
24 was there, but was in conservation mode due to having to work today.

I'm sure the Wrigley prices could have tempered his enthusiam a bit

Scav 05-27-2008 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
I'm sure the Wrigley prices could have tempered his enthusiam a bit

Beers are 5.50....so not too bad.

We also have the long standing tradition of only drinking Old Style at the game, thus the morning after can be interesting.....

SCUDSBROTHER 05-27-2008 08:34 PM

LOL...Sutcliffe said the Dewitt error in the 7th inning was the key to the inning? How about gutless Broxton throwing fat breaking balls in the center of the plate to Ramirez, Fukodome, and even to Edmonds? Guy can throw 94-98, and just doesn't have the nad to go with it. FATBOY NEEDS A DRESS.

SCUDSBROTHER 05-27-2008 08:47 PM

Message to Cub fans: Any good pitching performances against the Dodgers should not be taken seriously( can't hit.)

Scav 05-27-2008 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
Message to Cub fans: Any good pitching performances against the Dodgers should not be taken seriously( can't hit.)

:) LOL

I really wish they would get rid of Oldmonds....

Scav 05-27-2008 08:54 PM

I am suppose to go tomorrow night, tickets behind home plate, SAME WEATHER!!!

SCUDSBROTHER 05-27-2008 09:12 PM

I'm serious. Got to keep testing Galagher, because they aren't a good test. They lay down like that a lot. Seriously, they can only hit Triple -A quality stuff. Doesn't help that they are paying about 27 mil to Garciaparra n Andruw (these 2 puddles of piss are taking up money we could of spent on some hitters, but noooo.)

SCUDSBROTHER 05-27-2008 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
:) LOL

I really wish they would get rid of Oldmonds....

Yea, Broxton threw him a shitty fat breaking pitch, and somehow he couldn't get a hit with that pitch. That pitch was right down the center( same as the bad breaking balls to the previous two batters.) Broxton= a disgrace to whoever his maker is.

SCUDSBROTHER 05-28-2008 01:49 AM

Actually, I guess it was a fastball he threw right down the center to Fukodome. Threw it right down center of plate to all 3 batters. That is simply choke activity. When he is comfortable the balls moves around nicely. Pretty much blows people away. When he gets tight, it's almost like he couldn't possibly throw it more down the center of the plate.

hoovesupsideyourhead 05-28-2008 06:41 AM

get the broom out........torrie = great hunter

SCUDSBROTHER 05-28-2008 11:49 AM

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get the broom out........torrie = great hunter

There isn't much he can do with these guys. They simply don't hit good pitching at all, and he maybe should have noticed that before he signed up to manage this mentally inferior bunch. There is no lack of talent on this team. They totally lack enough desire to work hard enough to beat good pitchers. Broxton/ Billingsley/ Beimel/ Kershaw are all guys with great stuff. The 1st two simply have not been given male brains. That's simply the truth. Those are talented pitchers, but they are weak( scared) lil bitches.

Scav 05-28-2008 12:44 PM

I will be in attendence yet again tonight, got talked into it, although I am guessing I will regret it by the 3rd/4th inning when there is a 35 degree windchill. Zambrano is pitching though so hopefully we smoke Lowe for a couple innings and get a large lead and Z goes on cruise control

SCUDSBROTHER 05-28-2008 02:17 PM

Cold weather...Just what LOWE needs...An excuse to drink fkn Henny all day.

hoovesupsideyourhead 05-28-2008 07:46 PM

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I will be in attendence yet again tonight, got talked into it, although I am guessing I will regret it by the 3rd/4th inning when there is a 35 degree windchill. Zambrano is pitching though so hopefully we smoke Lowe for a couple innings and get a large lead and Z goes on cruise control

as long as 24 is in house all is good

SCUDSBROTHER 05-28-2008 09:03 PM

"Jonathon Broxton is warming up in the Dodger Bullpen. "


NO!!!!!!!!

SCUDSBROTHER 05-28-2008 09:24 PM

OH MY GOD. Woman took the dress off, and finally brought the heat. Why didn't that woman do that last night? Martin walked out to the mound, and told him to take that f'n dress off. VOILA!! I don't know how you can be that talented, and have to be talked into showing it.

SCUDSBROTHER 05-28-2008 09:56 PM

Now Saito can't pitch. F'n wild as can be.

BLOWN SAVE

SCUDSBROTHER 05-28-2008 10:38 PM

25 Andruw Jones DL CF R R 31 6-1 240 $14,726,910

12 Jeff Kent 2B R R 40 6-2 210 $9,000,000

29 Jason Schmidt DL SP R R 35 6-4 210 $15,217,401

5 Nomar Garciaparra DL 3B R R 34 6-0 190 $9,516,697

YOU WONDER WHY THEY GET 1 RUN A GAME? It's because ass holes in suits have no fkn clue who to sign. 20 years of idiots in charge of the money.

50 mil pissed away...

Not one of them can play, or they are so bad that they are benched. Somehow, if you got a suit on, then mistakes don't count. If you fck up, then you get to just keep spending more money.

Bigsmc 05-29-2008 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
as long as 24 is in house all is good

Do they have a 24 beer rule in the bleachers?

Scav 05-29-2008 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Do they have a 24 beer rule in the bleachers?

no, at $6, they flow....They do have a 2 beer max per person though, and they are pretty strict with that.....

Bigsmc 06-17-2008 02:31 PM

Scavulator,

Cubs vs. Rays for three games.

What's the wager?

Scav 06-17-2008 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Scavulator,

Cubs vs. Rays for three games.

What's the wager?

I am down for almost anything, it really isn't fair for you though because I get Dempster and Zambrano (who will pitch really well tomorrow), and Gallagher who has been decent.

But this could be a trap series for the Cubs as they play the Sox this weekend, so it might be fair.

Bigsmc 06-17-2008 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
I am down for almost anything, it really isn't fair for you though because I get Dempster and Zambrano (who will pitch really well tomorrow), and Gallagher who has been decent.

But this could be a trap series for the Cubs as they play the Sox this weekend, so it might be fair.

Kazmir doesn't suck and he will beat Dempster tonight. Sheilds is lights out at home, but that noodle-arm Sonnanstine will get shelled tomorrow.

I ain't scared.

Bigsmc 06-17-2008 02:46 PM

Check your PM.

You are more than welcome to counter offer.

Scav 06-17-2008 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Check your PM.

You are more than welcome to counter offer.

Alright, consider the wager a go....

$100 for the series
$200 for the sweep....You are lucky to get Shields in the final game, he will be your stopper from getting smoked.

Although Kazmir will be an interesting matchup for the Cubs.

Bigsmc 06-17-2008 07:45 PM

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What a GARBAGE run by the Cubs.

Holy ****. A deflected single, an nubber that doesn't draw a throw and the third "hit" goes off the first baseman and the second baseman.

GARBAGE.

Scav 06-17-2008 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
What a GARBAGE run by the Cubs.

Holy ****. A deflected single, an nubber that doesn't draw a throw and the third "hit" goes off the first baseman and the second baseman.

GARBAGE.

I'm done, Zambrano better have his **** together tomorrow

Bigsmc 06-18-2008 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Scav
I'm done, Zambrano better have his **** together tomorrow

:D

GBBob 06-18-2008 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Scav
I'm done, Zambrano better have his **** together tomorrow

You better save some coin for the six big games here son...That's going to be some great baseball

Scav 06-18-2008 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
You better save some coin for the six big games here son...That's going to be some great baseball

Maybe

Did Neil Cotts every hit 96mph when he pitched for the Sox? He hit that on the gun last night, like 4-5 times.....

Bigsmc 06-18-2008 11:05 AM

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Maybe

Did Neil Cotts every hit 96mph when he pitched for the Sox? He hit that on the gun last night, like 4-5 times, the first one right in Evan Longoria's wheelhouse.....

FTFY


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