8/21 (NP): Canadian Derby (G3)
 

10th (3:46) Canadian Derby (G3)

1 3/8 Miles | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $300,000

1 1 Gold Winner Beauregard S Petrowski Joan 126 L 20-1
2 2 Stachys Bell D C Biehler Michael 126 L 10-1
3 3 Gold Medallion Heiler S Diodoro Robertino 126 L 8-1
4 4 No Hesitation Walcott R W Meyaard Jim 126 L 2-1
5 5 Dyna Stroll Gutierrez Mario May Alan 126 L 6-1
6 6 Professor Pollard Salgado A Meyaard Jim 126 L 4-1
7 7 Kara's Orientation Ramsammy E Chircop Steven 126 L 5-2
8 8 Ranger Heartley Maragh T Cone Rod J 126 L 12-1
9 9 Judge Brew Lara R Rycroft Tim 126 L 15-1
10 10 Distorted Dave Alvarado P V Sadler John W 126 L 12-1

Win Three (Races 10-11-12) / Exactor / Triactor / Superfecta

Guess we can confirm Golden Moka for the Travers now

No Big Red Mike either?

Big Red Mike is pointed to the Ontario Derby at Woodbine next month.

Gold Medallion for the win here and ooooh... look who is in this one!

Northlands Park - August 21, 2010

Race 12 - 4:47 PM Late Double / Exactor / Triactor / Superfecta
STAKES Speed to Spare S.

1 1 Trick of the North (BC) 9/G L P V Alvarado 126 B Heads 2/1
2 2 Ganbei (BC) 4/G L M Gutierrez 126 M Snow 6/1
:cool: 3 3 True Metropolitan (FL) 8/G L J McAleney 126 T Jordan 4/1 :cool:
4 4 Tease the Tiger (ON) 4/G L T Maragh 126 R Diodoro 15/1
5 5 Lowther Street (KY) 5/H L F H Perez 126 D K Condilenios 10/1
6 6 Andiotis (BC) 4/G L R W Walcott 126 J Meyaard 3/1
7 7 Major Temper (AB) 4/G S Beauregard 126 R Grieves 25/1
8 8 Cool Ventura (AB) 5/G R D Blinston 126 C Anderson 10/1
9 9 Double Shuffle (FL) 4/G L V Baze 126 R Diodoro 12/1
10 10 Footprint (KY) 6/G L S Heiler 126 J Petrowski 9/2
11 11 Papa Time (KY) 5/G L H N Martinez 126 R Grieves 20/1


Hasn't won in quite a while but what a cool old guy. Hope he can do it here.

Hey Arty...nice line up.




Will a Canadian Spaceship perform it's famous " Forced Landing in Nova Scotia while Headed for the Moon?"

Hey Arty....... a whole 300 large for the Canadian Derby??




ZenYaddaYaddaYadda has saved that much in travel expenses alone!

Ask North Deekoti for some money.

Hey Arty.







Doesn't this signal the start of Canada's moose hunting season?

Hey Arty ! ( !!...ror ..I'm mekin' myself laugh!! )





The Canadian Derby will be held this year at The Thistleydowns due to the fact Canadians are easily duped.




Canadian racing rules will be effect...ie:



The starting gate will be aligned parallel to the rail so as to confuse the horseys.Canadians love this one.


All horseys will wear aluminum foil clad blinkers....with 2 little antennas sticking straight up.Canadians love this one,too.


The race will be 6 furlongs, but the Canadian jockeys won't be told.






They don't know the difference anyways.

Hey Arty!!...and all fine Canadian Racing Fans!!




I have a real treat for you.

A clip highlighting the horsey entrants for the Canadian Derby!!

The jockeys are introduced at the beginning.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFT...feature=search

Aren't they magnificent looking animals?

I have another real treat for Arty and the gang.



Here is the official Canadian Derby song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq1fp...eature=related

Oh my God what have you done to this thread Morty? :D

Doesn't anyone have a pick?

1,529 members of which over 900 are active and no one? :eek:

Fine i shall take my big bag o' :$: once Gold Medallion wins and go play on another thread. :D

!!




I will be doing my fine pre race analysis on this one in the Dooryard.

Please deliver the cards when you have a chance.

Adorn your dupa smartly and scantily...make me believe you are proud of it.

Wasserman was 3rd in the 2007 Longacres Mile. He won it the following year and last year he was 4th.

If i adorn my dupa for any horsie or race this weekend (and since I'd get s**t cause Princess Haya owns Debussy and God forbid I post him as my pick cause I'll be accused of God knows what kind of anti_Americanism :rolleyes: if i do) it will be for him. 4th time in this race... how cool is that?

You'll have to find another dupa, Sir.

!!


And fine...I can get any dupa I want....watch this:





Oh Uncly-poo!!

Would you mind?

Canadian aircraft carriers are now bumping into Washington,trying to put-put their way to Cleveland.They carry a Canadian Spaceship in segments .


Bad choice of vehicles needing new RADAR.





Should have taken the Alberta VO5 Silver Bullet train....but with an engine on each end,pulling opposite each other---it only gets nowhere fast.


Just like us poor Pisces People.


Viva Kee-Beck!!

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

...=:>....aren't those magnificent looking animals?...





Cleveland will not accept Canadian quarters starting now through Sunday.



However, Canadian Golf may be played at your risk through Sunday...only.

gimme some dat brown sugah!!!!!!!



wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Canada will be closed for DerbyDay.




All Canadians not going to Cleveland are advised to stay in their homes.

yes sir?

Baby...deliver the goods to the Dooryard.

what ever you would like sir!

!!



AND the cards for the Canadian Blue Light special.

Canadian Medicine Men will be on duty at The Thistleydowns.

And....no one is allowed to say "aboot" at The Thistleydowns on Canadian Derby Day.

uncly!!





Goddamity!!





Will you kindly deliver the Canadian Rubby Dubby cards to the stinking Dooryard!!??







STEVEN H. CRIST ALREADY!

In recognition of the Canadian Wild Goose Chase, all Pinball Machines...I mean Canadian Particle Accelerators-- will be closed for this weekend.

Canadians can redeem themselves at The Thistleydowns Customer Service office for 3 cans of Amer-I-Can tomato sauce.

Let's have a moment of silence as the Canadian 43 Man Squamish Derby is just minutes away.



Each Canadian jockey does have a map of the course

Let's hope all arrive safely....sometime.

No one's hit the finish line yet.

Any time now.




I think 5 is on Emery road...apparently the maps didn't help that one so much.

!!

There appears to be a Canadian horsey at the top of the stretch!!







It could be a dust devil.






Oh my God!!


It's the one!!...and he's running backwards!!.Now he's headed for Warrensville Center Road!!







This is just awful.

Where are they?

3 and 4 have been spotted grazing on the infield.





Their jockeys are drinking Canadian Club with some backside people.

I don't understand Canadian Horsey racing.

I'm a moron for posting this here but screw it...

THANK YOU DEBUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:$:

You're a moron for posting this here.

Yes I know and even though I am thrilled (I'm sorry but I haven't had the winner and the tri in quite a while and to hell with anyone who thinks I'm redboarding cause I'd never do such an idiotic thing), I feel really bad now cause i finally remembered to actually look at the results for this race and they're pretty bad.

Any news on any of these boys is appreciated. :(


http://www.equibase.com/static/chart...82110CAN10.pdf

Have a nice cheeseburger with Eat A Cabi.

:confused:

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Very very lucky... all three horses and jocks okay.

http://drf.com/news/eclair-de-lune-g...-beverly-d-win

The Cowboy Indian who loves hamburgers.