Chantal Retires!
 

TVG just announced she is hanging it up to pursue other interests.

@urbanfireman: Somewhat of a Sad day today as Chantal hangs up her tack for good to pursue another career. Her last mount is for her father Crushin Hard. (@urbanfireman is her brother)

Did Chantal go to college?

While she is attractive (and I certainly admire how much she kicks butt in the gym),comparatively she is not exactly "special" when you consider the thousands of other women who dream of being actresses/models. Being a jockey set her apart.

Career in baseball?

"Other interests" = dong

yup

There is 99.999999999999999999% chance she'll be back riding within a year.

She has been retired in a sense that while her mortal flesh has been on horseback in races...nothing else has.



Over 400 rides in the last 12 months and she's losing at 41.5% on every dollar bet on her. Triple the takeout.

What does this mean?

It means she has a great career in the porn industry.:$:

Title of first film: "Riding Hard"

I was thinking something more like "Sucking Hard, How to Succeed with an ultra low ROI".

I know it's not the sexiest porn title ever, but still.

"Low ROI Rider"

A porn version of Let it Ride and Low Rider, starring CS playing herself (both literally and figuratively).

Three pronged entry?

okay- i can't resist. "put away wet" would have to be the sequel to "riding hard"

used up, ridden out

She rode the winner that got me and NTAMM into the BCBC this year.
I will be forever grateful to her for the $7,500 I now have to squander at SA this year.

I have no problem betting bad jockeys on horses I otherwise like and still think offer great value.

In fact, the bad ones will sometimes luck into a dream trip just as often as the truly good ones will screw something up.

She had guts on and off the track:

Can someone clip art her picture on the one with Scavs and Big Brown? Would make a heck of a movie poster. Wonder what the name of the movie would be?

Big Schlong and the 40 year old virgin?

Folks, we have a winner.

50 Shades of Brown

FIFY

Feel the love!

:tro:

Awesome!