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Dahoss 07-13-2022 08:44 AM

The Alabama Stakes Potpourri Twitter Thread
 
Some real gems posted on there by everyone's favorite hossplayer. Everything from kissing the Brooklyn Cowboy's ass to wacky conspiracy theories and a heavy dose of complaining about anything and everything NYRA/Saratoga.

I figure this would be a good place to compile them all. Enjoy!

Whining about Saratoga no longer having Nathan's fries

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...C84YGf-vcqAAAA

Dahoss 07-13-2022 08:46 AM

Whining that NYRA is trying to attract new customers

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...CxgcCcgPcqAAAA

Dahoss 07-13-2022 09:10 AM

Whining about the new paddock bar

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...CyqdKNvfgqAAAA

You can't whine that no racing organizations do anything to try and bring new fans/bettors in....then also whine when they make changes in an effort to bring in new fans/bettors. Times change. It's not 1984 anymore. What Vagina Dan found appealing about the track 40 years ago might not be what a 20-30 year old person with discretionary income might find appealing today.

Dahoss 07-14-2022 12:43 PM

Speechless

Race 2
4 hoss has big ears . Like that angle
20 WP

Dahoss 07-16-2022 07:03 PM

Pretty sure Dan has a vagina

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...96493378002945

Dahoss 07-16-2022 07:07 PM

Giving weight loss tips when you're obese

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...62124011622400

Dahoss 07-16-2022 09:35 PM

Self description

thick Boston accent,
Likes the ponies,
Does all 16 dances
The pool's in, but the patio ain't dry

Dahoss 07-20-2022 09:58 AM

Becoming the "get off my lawn" guy

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...C-gcWWk4ErAAAA

"I've forgotten more about football than you'll ever know about the game."

Those of us that have seen your picks have determined this was a lie.

Dahoss 07-22-2022 06:07 AM

More whining about coolers and chairs

https://mobile.twitter.com/alabamast...CyobfQ8oMrAAAA

Dahoss 07-22-2022 06:48 AM

Global warming and the Breeders Cup

With global warming, you’d think NYRA would make a bid to get them . Must not be a moneymaker for them.

Dahoss 07-22-2022 11:11 AM

Being a sissy

It’s on Twitter now, go look at it cause I’m blocking you today.

Dahoss 07-23-2022 06:44 AM

Talking about things he knows nothing about. Quite a crew involved in this exchange. Combined 175 years and combined they’ve been laid 3 times

https://mobile.twitter.com/alabamast...Cz_cWQ5YQrAAAA

Dahoss 07-23-2022 06:49 AM

Talking about things he knows nothing about part deux

Wants dirt. Will improve on it. Watch the race ,you race watcher you



The real comedy in this is the reaction certain people had to it. God I wish I could go into further detail.

Dahoss 07-25-2022 05:50 PM

More whining

https://mobile.twitter.com/alabamast...C4jb3DqYgrAAAA

Dahoss 07-26-2022 10:09 AM

The profile pic is worth the price of admission alone

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes

Dahoss 07-27-2022 09:48 AM

Still complaining about something that didn't impact him 6 days later

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...C-5biL8IorAAAA

Dahoss 07-29-2022 01:26 PM

Commitment to accuracy

In the mile dirt races the inside hosses really aren’t breaking well . Whom ever is on the 3 kind of dictates things. If he comes out and moves left slightly, the 1 &2 have nowhere to go but back.

He titles the thread Wednesday, it was Thursday. Talking about dirt, when the race in question was on the turf.

:zz::zz::zz:

Dahoss 07-30-2022 05:35 PM

Commitment to stupidity

https://mobile.twitter.com/alabamast...Cw3ey3io8rAAAA

Dahoss 07-31-2022 10:56 AM

Commitment to Obsession

Cool how you pretend it doesn’t bug you, now. I do prefer the rolling of the eyes, annoyed look of last year. Maybe football throwing guys will make a return on Alabama day.
It kills you to pick any hoss that mybad Irad rides since he blocked you. Typical big baby attitude from the guy who can dish it out, but can’t take it.

Dahoss 08-01-2022 07:42 AM

Not obsessed

https://mobile.twitter.com/alabamast...C85b6C0ZArAAAA

Dahoss 08-02-2022 01:46 PM

Pretending he knows more than he actually does

https://mobile.twitter.com/alabamast...C92YCp6JIrAAAA

Dahoss 08-02-2022 01:49 PM

Still too cheap to pay $15 a month for RTN

https://mobile.twitter.com/alabamast...C9xfy66JIrAAAA

Dahoss 08-04-2022 06:11 PM

Lone moment of self reflection

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes (Post 889032)
I'm a cool guy in person, It just loses something in the translation. I suck on the internet. Worse at texting. It's annoying to me to be this uncool out here. When i read some of my posts, I find it hard to believe I typed it. Oh well. Part of going soft I guess.
And mr. hoss, you are still one of the best I've seen, and all insight is appreciated. Steve is also a very sharp handicapper. Just missed a nice pick 4 after throwing in his Aba dabbler hoss, who i would never have used.


Alabama Stakes 08-04-2022 06:51 PM

Statute of limitations is long past for that

Dahoss 08-04-2022 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes (Post 1168099)
Statute of limitations is long past for that

It was probably your best post ever on the internet. You actually owned what a complete and total douchebag you are.

You've gotten so bad since then.

Dahoss 08-04-2022 10:23 PM

The Ultimate Freeloader


Yes how dare people get to sit a a picnic table they’ve been sitting at for free for decades? Where does it end ?

Alabama Stakes 08-04-2022 10:28 PM

Dahoss on Twitter
 
In case you want to see the venom he spews wherever he goes. Here’s his last couple of Twitter accounts. He’s had many more but he gets kicked off Twitter because he is so vile .

@TheTripTracker
@Itpsthirdchin

Ironically The iTP he refers to is currently in a big feud with his little buddy .

Dahoss 08-04-2022 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes (Post 1168125)
In case you want to see the venom he spews wherever he goes. Here’s his last couple of Twitter accounts. He’s had many more but he gets kicked off Twitter because he is so vile .

@TheTripTracker
@Itpsthirdchin

Ironically The iTP he refers to is currently in a big feud with his little buddy .

Someone is getting mad!

It was the cat question, huh? It was an honest question.

That was just the tip of the iceberg Dan. I have so much more to say to you. But I’ll give you a break tonight. You seem real upset :D

Dahoss 08-04-2022 10:44 PM

Looks like someone locked their Twitter….

No big deal. I have 12 years of stupidity here to highlight.

Sweet dreams Danny boy!

Dahoss 08-05-2022 09:33 AM

Never right and never in doubt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes (Post 1168136)
He’s no Eric Donovan, but has improved. Best ? Says who ? The same shills that tell everyone the NYRA gate crew is the best ? Explain how the so called best gate crew gets the outside hoss in turf routes left at the gate most races ?


Alabama Stakes 08-05-2022 09:57 AM

You’re saying David is better than Eric Donovan at making the morning line ?
You’re even more ignorant than I thought.

Dahoss 08-05-2022 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes (Post 1168141)
You’re saying David is better than Eric Donovan at making the morning line ?
You’re even more ignorant than I thought.

I'm not comparing them. You are.

I just said Aragona is the best ML maker in the country and it's not close. Then I provided you with facts to back it up.

You're just deflecting because I once again embarrassed you.

Dahoss 08-07-2022 08:58 PM

Tell me you’re 0 for the meet after 3 weeks without saying it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes (Post 1168344)
Unreal that this is not a refund. Basically robbing those who bet the 7. Disqualification for gate crew incompetence. Unreal that you have no problem with this.


Alabama Stakes 08-07-2022 09:12 PM

The second half can’t possibly be any worse than the first half.

Dahoss 08-08-2022 03:49 PM

Fascinated by death

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes (Post 1168422)
RIP Olivia Newton-John


Dahoss 08-10-2022 04:25 PM

NYRA Hard On Part 234

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes (Post 1168496)
They can only get 5 milers on the turf to run for half a million ?
They can only get 5 2 year olds to run for $200 grand ?


Dahoss 08-11-2022 05:41 PM

More impressive to go 0 for 4 than to actually hit a pick 4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes (Post 1168543)
Late pick 4
1-8
1-2-7-8
2-4-6-8-9-10
7-10


Alabama Stakes 08-11-2022 06:14 PM

I actually said that to someone tonight. I need an Evaluating( Fred hooper mare) miracle headbob type win at 45-1 to right the ship.

Alabama Stakes 08-14-2022 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 1168550)
More impressive to go 0 for 4 than to actually hit a pick 4

As impressive as tweeting 50 times in one afternoon about someone and then deleting all the tweets ?

Dahoss 08-15-2022 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes (Post 1168690)
As impressive as tweeting 50 times in one afternoon about someone and then deleting all the tweets ?

Speaking of deleting tweets. Why’d you delete that creepy one you sent to Maggie about her mentioning big feet? I mean did you really think she was saying it to make you feel better or was that more of you begging for people to feel bad for you for your cat killing itself?


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