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my miss storm cat 12-05-2010 03:59 PM

The big and shiny, super duper, Christmas everything thread
 
1. Name a few Christmas movies you absolutely, positively must watch every holiday season.

2. Favorite Christmas carol?

3. Christmas traditions in your home.

4. Think of at least one present for one Nerdy Trailer that you'd like to give.

5. If you could ask Santa to ban one pers... no I'm just kidding. You may send one Nerdy Trailer to the North Pole.

Forevah.

Who is it and why?

6. First one that comes to mind... favorite Christmas present you got as a kid?

7.. First thing that comes to mind... gift you asked for as a kid but didn't get.

8.. Extra points (not it's not a contest but there's a point-sysem anyway for no apparent reason :D ) for a holiday limerick, haiku or for those who like to post pictures (shut up I still don't know how :eek:) a nice, festive (which, of course, is subjective) shot of well... something!

clyde 12-05-2010 04:04 PM

Wiggle for us first,baby.





You know....sizzle that gridle so we can stimulate a promulgate.

my miss storm cat 12-05-2010 04:06 PM

Thread destruction team already???

That's not fair. :wf

clyde 12-05-2010 04:07 PM

You on top is always fair.





:D

clyde 12-05-2010 04:08 PM

But I will have my answers after giving it little thought.

clyde 12-05-2010 04:25 PM

1. Name a few Christmas movies you absolutely, positively must watch every holiday season.

Don't really have one that intense...would rather watch my own noodle films.

2. Favorite Christmas carol?

HolyNight........and Carol Cualago.

3. Christmas traditions in your home.

Telling my little friends about the Christmas I saw the real Santa Claus.
[b][color="Purple"]


4. Think of at least one present for one Nerdy Trailer that you'd like to give

I would like to give Arletta that one more great Victory I have always promised



5. If you could ask Santa to ban one pers... no I'm just kidding. You may send one Nerdy Trailer to the North Pole.


ae dingbat.....he could use up all his digital film snapping off dumb ice formations.

n

Forevah.

Who is it and why?

6. First one that comes to mind... favorite Christmas present you got as a kid?

A two gun and holster set with real revolving chambers and bullets, altough they weren't real.

7.. First thing that comes to mind... gift you asked for as a kid but didn't get.

Lots of money that I could then give to so Nanny so she wouldn't have to work anymore.

8.. Extra points (not it's not a contest but there's a point-sysem anyway for no apparent reason ) for a holiday limerick, haiku or for those who like to post pictures (shut up I still don't know how ) a nice, festive (which, of course, is subjective) shot of well... something.



I dun need no extra pointages.

The Indomitable DrugS 12-05-2010 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 730703)
1. Name a few Christmas movies you absolutely, positively must watch every holiday season.

2. Favorite Christmas carol?

3. Christmas traditions in your home.

4. Think of at least one present for one Nerdy Trailer that you'd like to give.

5. If you could ask Santa to ban one pers... no I'm just kidding. You may send one Nerdy Trailer to the North Pole.

Forevah.

Who is it and why?

6. First one that comes to mind... favorite Christmas present you got as a kid?

7.. First thing that comes to mind... gift you asked for as a kid but didn't get.

8.. Extra points (not it's not a contest but there's a point-sysem anyway for no apparent reason :D ) for a holiday limerick, haiku or for those who like to post pictures (shut up I still don't know how :eek:) a nice, festive (which, of course, is subjective) shot of well... something!

1. The Bukkake of Mrs. Clause and Knights of the Buffet Table: Staring Rock Hard Ten '85 and his lady...



2. None

3. Drink till passing out

4. My gift for Nascar: a book. any book.

5. Myself: Why? 6.81 posts per day... and most read like columns more than simple one-liners. Only women can yammer on as prolifically as that. Santa ought to do a good deed and unplug me for a year or four. Let those who've been lapped by inanity have a fighting chance to catch up.

6. Slingshot.

7. A titty-fucl< - my babysitter always refused.

trackrat59 12-05-2010 05:32 PM

A quote from my hero Cher, "And the beat goes on".........:zz:

clyde 12-05-2010 05:48 PM

^^^^ Reads full results charts upsidedown.

Rudeboyelvis 12-05-2010 05:59 PM

^^^^Still sizzling grizzle^^^^

clyde 12-05-2010 07:33 PM

=:>

geeker2 12-06-2010 09:05 AM

Oh Stormy - I'll play

1. Name a few Christmas movies you absolutely, positively must watch every holiday season.

Seymore Butts - Merry Fucl<ing Christmas

Alisha, filled with the Christmas Spirit, goes shopping with Seymore. Along the way, and between Sybian sessions, rubbing her clit while driving and sucking off Seymore in a fantasy chamber. This compilation is filled, balls-deep, with some of the hottest and wettest anal-stretching sessions Seymore's captured on tape. 1000% anal as always!


2. Favorite Christmas carol?
Anyone sung by The Chipmunks

3. Christmas traditions in your home.
Vegas

4. Think of at least one present for one Nerdy Trailer that you'd like to give.
If you are a NT'er and have more than 4000 post - A Life

5. If you could ask Santa to ban one pers... no I'm just kidding. You may send one Nerdy Trailer to the North Pole.

Forevah.

Who is it and why?

All the Zenyatta haters - and you know who you are !!

6. First one that comes to mind... favorite Christmas present you got as a kid?
My leg braces off

7.. First thing that comes to mind... gift you asked for as a kid but didn't get.

Ursula Andress Blow up doll

8.. Extra points (not it's not a contest but there's a point-sysem anyway for no apparent reason :D ) for a holiday limerick, haiku or for those who like to post pictures (shut up I still don't know how :eek:) a nice, festive (which, of course, is subjective) shot of well... something![/quote]


christmas morn got a woodie

if I use it nothing left today

oh what the hell rub




:p

Rileyoriley 12-06-2010 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 730924)
Oh Stormy - I'll play

1. Name a few Christmas movies you absolutely, positively must watch every holiday season.

Seymore Butts - Merry Fucl<ing Christmas

Alisha, filled with the Christmas Spirit, goes shopping with Seymore. Along the way, and between Sybian sessions, rubbing her clit while driving and sucking off Seymore in a fantasy chamber. This compilation is filled, balls-deep, with some of the hottest and wettest anal-stretching sessions Seymore's captured on tape. 1000% anal as always!


2. Favorite Christmas carol?
Anyone sung by The Chipmunks

3. Christmas traditions in your home.
Vegas

4. Think of at least one present for one Nerdy Trailer that you'd like to give.
If you are a NT'er and have more than 4000 post - A Life

5. If you could ask Santa to ban one pers... no I'm just kidding. You may send one Nerdy Trailer to the North Pole.

Forevah.

Who is it and why?

All the Zenyatta haters - and you know who you are !!

6. First one that comes to mind... favorite Christmas present you got as a kid?
My leg braces off

7.. First thing that comes to mind... gift you asked for as a kid but didn't get.

Ursula Andress Blow up doll

8.. Extra points (not it's not a contest but there's a point-sysem anyway for no apparent reason :D ) for a holiday limerick, haiku or for those who like to post pictures (shut up I still don't know how :eek:) a nice, festive (which, of course, is subjective) shot of well... something!


christmas morn got a woodie

if I use it nothing left today

oh what the hell rub




:p[/quote]

I liked #2-6. The rest prove you're a very sick man.:D

Rileyoriley 12-06-2010 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 730716)
1. Name a few Christmas movies you absolutely, positively must watch every holiday season.

Don't really have one that intense...would rather watch my own noodle films.

2. Favorite Christmas carol?

HolyNight........and Carol Cualago.

3. Christmas traditions in your home.

Telling my little friends about the Christmas I saw the real Santa Claus.
[b][color="Purple"]


4. Think of at least one present for one Nerdy Trailer that you'd like to give

I would like to give Arletta that one more great Victory I have always promised



5. If you could ask Santa to ban one pers... no I'm just kidding. You may send one Nerdy Trailer to the North Pole.


ae dingbat.....he could use up all his digital film snapping off dumb ice formations.

n

Forevah.

Who is it and why?

6. First one that comes to mind... favorite Christmas present you got as a kid?

A two gun and holster set with real revolving chambers and bullets, altough they weren't real.

7.. First thing that comes to mind... gift you asked for as a kid but didn't get.

Lots of money that I could then give to so Nanny so she wouldn't have to work anymore.

8.. Extra points (not it's not a contest but there's a point-sysem anyway for no apparent reason ) for a holiday limerick, haiku or for those who like to post pictures (shut up I still don't know how ) a nice, festive (which, of course, is subjective) shot of well... something.



I dun need no extra pointages.

You get extra points for #7.:{>:

geeker2 12-06-2010 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 730935)
You get extra points for #7.:{>:

Nanny was a hooker

Rileyoriley 12-06-2010 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 730703)
1. Name a few Christmas movies you absolutely, positively must watch every holiday season.
The Homecoming and Santa Claus The Movie
2. Favorite Christmas carol?
Don't have one
3. Christmas traditions in your home.
Christmas with Mother! SHOOT ME NOW!!!!! Hey Franny, can we trade mothers one year????
4. Think of at least one present for one Nerdy Trailer that you'd like to give.
Time off the computer for all.
5. If you could ask Santa to ban one pers... no I'm just kidding. You may send one Nerdy Trailer to the North Pole.


Forevah.

Who is it and why?
I wouldn't wish Riot on Santa and the elves.:D
6. First one that comes to mind... favorite Christmas present you got as a kid?
Puppy
7.. First thing that comes to mind... gift you asked for as a kid but didn't get.
Horse
8.. Extra points (not it's not a contest but there's a point-sysem anyway for no apparent reason :D ) for a holiday limerick, haiku or for those who like to post pictures (shut up I still don't know how :eek:) a nice, festive (which, of course, is subjective) shot of well... something!

None come to mind. I need more coffee.

Rileyoriley 12-06-2010 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 730936)
Nanny was a hooker

:rolleyes:

Indian Charlie 12-06-2010 11:47 AM

What if you are Jewish?

Or an atheist?

Or both?

clyde 12-06-2010 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 730935)
You get extra points for #7.:{>:

Thank you so much.




I really like when I redeem them and get to squeeze your boo bees.


:{>::{>::{>:

clyde 12-06-2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 730936)
Nanny was a hooker


Nice one, Ralphy.


I'm sure you will get some nice Frenzy points for it.


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