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The Indomitable DrugS 12-05-2010 04:39 PM

"eat my ***** or I’m going to cut your fucl<ing throat.”
 



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report


Quote:

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my *****.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my ***** or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.


That concludes another edition of 'This week in West Virginia'

my miss storm cat 12-05-2010 05:24 PM

Charming.

I take it she's not the author?

http://www.aslanpublishing.com/rober...ty-manners.jpg

Rudeboyelvis 12-05-2010 05:54 PM

For the record, Jackson County is pretty much Ohio. Most West-by-Godders refuse to acknowledge it's existence.

MaTH716 12-05-2010 08:28 PM

For the record, I would have gladly taken the throat slashing.............

GPK 12-05-2010 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 730855)
For the record, I would have gladly taken the throat slashing.............

For the record, I'm gladly calling bullsh*t:D

dellinger63 12-05-2010 08:40 PM

OK I give RIOT?


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