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my miss storm cat 12-06-2010 10:33 PM

It's time for Christmas Carols!
 
Lets sing!!!

MaTH man I know you'll write some...

Who else?

Come on people, tis the season.

Jingle Bell Rock

Give me your, give me your, give me you c...

(Maybe I'd better work on that one a bit more...)

* * *

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing


Coach! You post with so much zeal
Can you please post Blockateil?
Beulah threads and rating chicks
2, 3, 1 whip out your dicks.

Gossard freaked because I said
something about giving head
do i need to sugarcoat
come ram your hard cock down my throat?

Coach! You post with so much zeal,
will you please post Blockatiel?


Let it Snow

Oh the jockeys are all such lamebrains
that's the paddock refrain
and since were all wearing frowns
take him down take him down take him down.

They don't show signs of thinking
and The Fat Man calls them stinking
little fuci<tards and other put downs
take him down take him down take him down.

Oh Calvin you know you throw
little punches like a girl but your eyes
show the twisted, mad dwarf you are
Clyde did i win some pies?

Well the stews made a bad call again
they should wander back to their playpen
lets just throw those tickets on the ground
take him down take him down take him down.


O Little Town of Bethlehem


Oh little sock of Dougies you
look frayed and worn tonight.
You've done your job well and often
and calmed Dougies excite.

I wonder if his feet are
ever real cold like ice
oh well if that should happen be
ing barefoot must sufice.

Dahoss 12-06-2010 10:50 PM

Oh boy

my miss storm cat 12-06-2010 10:56 PM

Sing with me Hossy. :) :D

Dahoss 12-06-2010 11:04 PM

I'll only sing if DrugS posts his carols from last year.

clyde 12-06-2010 11:04 PM

oh my GOD!!!!


















THUD!!!!!!!

clyde 12-06-2010 11:06 PM

pies!!??





r u nuts...or what!?




So lightning can strike me,too?????

clyde 12-06-2010 11:08 PM

God, my very good friend!!...I have no idea who this girl is.I have never seen her nor talked to her in any way.

I never once have even acknowleged her presence anywhere.




I am, in this one...without guilt.

MaTH716 12-07-2010 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 731276)
I'll only sing if DrugS posts his carols from last year.

It was actually 2 years ago.......:wf

Princess Doreen 12-07-2010 09:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5tfvK-A4vw

OldDog 12-07-2010 10:12 AM

THYEBOYGAN, With. - A Withconthin woman ith accuthed of bieing off her huthbanth tongue ath he wath giving her a good nigh kith.

http://www.startribune.com/local/111437174.html

my miss storm cat 12-07-2010 05:58 PM

Im so confused.... and they were singing Christmas carols after she did it?

Wow.

This is crazy on so many levels...


edit - Forgot to say hey no fair... I can't be the only one doing this!

Rudeboyelvis 12-07-2010 09:10 PM

Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus
In my home town shopping mall last night.
Gooey was a shoppin'
But she could not stop from lollipopin'
Santa's pud that night ;)

!!!!

Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus
Hiding under that beard of snowy white.
Then DebODeb saw his whiskers slip,
{{{down theyah}} ror!!
Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night
.

my miss storm cat 12-07-2010 10:54 PM

Very nice, Rudy! :D :tro:

OldDog 12-08-2010 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 731551)
Im so confused.... and they were singing Christmas carols after she did it?

Wow.

This is crazy on so many levels...


edit - Forgot to say hey no fair... I can't be the only one doing this!

This update will clear it all up.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...tongue-assault











or not.

There is a lesson in there somewhere.


Wouldn't "His Harmony" be a good name for a horse?

AeWingnut 12-08-2010 05:02 PM

Christmas Bells
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDiXPx2OqPI

OldDog 12-09-2010 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut (Post 731901)

:D

Coach Pants 12-09-2010 08:16 AM

My ding dong merrily on high,
In your mouth my balls are ringing:
Ding dong! Fingering your pie
A muffled sound. Is Gooey singing?
Glorious! Hose on her face! Excessive!

On your chin, now on your nose
My hairy balls be swingin'
And "oh, oh, oh!"
Your teeth are gently scrapin'.
Glorious! Hose on her face! Excessive!


clyde 12-09-2010 01:54 PM

someone owns an itty bitty part of a horsey
which brings about a dimmy witty type of query
but i am not the one to ask
not to arouse the one taken to task

think of it this way
she may be passed her time out of the hay
which only means she got up late
bye-bye starting gate

Antitrust32 12-09-2010 03:34 PM

on the first day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the second day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
2 penis gloves and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the third day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the fourth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the fifth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves.. and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the sixth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the seventh day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the eighth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the ninth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the tenth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
10 Toms-a-peeping, 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the eleventh day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
11 Pus.sies Popping, 10 Toms-a-peeping, 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the twelfth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
12 Hummers Humming, 11 Pus.sies Popping, 10 Toms-a-peeping, 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, fiiiVe Golllllllllden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

clyde 12-09-2010 04:23 PM

eeny weeny 'pydah cwaled up da wader 'pout


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