I'm considering starting a Diploma Mill - any advice before I get started?
 

I read that $500 million was cut from public education in Pennsylvania yesterday.

People who want to go to a good college for four years can rack up like 180K in debt doing so.

What if I can sell them a Diploma for just $89 instead?

Half the people who graduate from college end up being catastrophically stupid individuals anyway.

FreddyMo can be my first customer.

Fucl< it.

Being a faith healer sounds like a far easier, more profitable, racket.

Good idea.

As an asside, my Interent Church is almost ready to go live.

Consider a role as pope for Indian Charlie.

I hear if you own a church you don't pay taxes?

I'm thinking you could be a consultant of sorts... an internet racing board specialist.

Duties would include being kinda like an agent and offering your services (for a small fee, of course) to find the right board for the individual poster... where they'd fit in and stuff so they won't be wasting their time (like imagine Rare Bog - who I miss - on Thoroughbred Champions and tell me what's wrong with that picture).

You could call it... God I don't know something long, boring and professional sounding.. thoroughbred ubercool brother expericnced and specialist of collection of boards and kooks etc TUBE SOCK for short).

Of course a faith healer would work too.

Or my last idea and I thought of this one reading a few of your posts... how about a grief counselor?

Better still, you get a housing allowance.

Too late for your suggestion. I went with Reverend Aristotle.

How about comedic takes on things?

Like, for instance, he could say something really funny, like Twirling Candy should have been disqualified in the Big Cap.