What a day...
 

I begin my day in a big butterfly suit at the New York Stock Exchange for the ringing of the bell, and end it on a kids' internet show, getting peed on by a hissing ****roach. Ah, the special dignity that is my job...

are you serious? I didnt know whether to laugh or just furl a brow

Are you sure you weren't on the American Stock Exchange and not the NY?

I was late, as usual, and I seem to remember someone saying something about a big butterfly among all the hubbub. There was some dude in a big purple hat ringing the bell ( I unfortunately made that ).

You're right; it was the American Stock Exchange ( I was still half asleep; you expect me to READ at that time?) :)

Yeah, the tap dancer in the purple hat... hee hee hee. He tapdanced through the three floors they had us walk through.