Me - "Say, I sure think you look nice today. Would you be interested in my taking you out for dinner?"
Attractive Lady - "Sure, I have had my eye on you for a while now. You are such a gentleman. Has anyone ever told you you look like Dale Jr?"
Me - "Why thank you. Yeah, I get it all the time. Of course as you know I am bald as a rock, thank God for hats."
Attractive Lady - "Oh stop it. Be at my place at 7 tonight."
Me - "Sounds great."
Later on that evening, 6:55pm. I am at the doorstep, strutin the goods sportin the Dockers, Callaway Golf Shirt, matching socks and shined brown shoes. No cologne. No Aqua Velvet
She answers the door LOOKIN GOOD.....
Attractive Lady - "Come on in, you look nice."
Me - Trying to hide a stiffy. "Hey you do as well no doubt."
Attractive Lady - "So, where are we going to dinner?"
Me - "I have a coupon for a couple places."
Attractive Lady - "Huh?"
Me - "Rally's has a special on their Chili Dogs. Their is always the 99cent menu at Wendy's. I don't care for White Castle, do you?"
As she shows me the door
I will be writing a Novel soon -
"THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A DRUNK GAMBLER", by Curt Price
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Originally Posted by SentToStud
If there weren't women in the room, I'd probably put this differntly but what about girls? If you got one, spend a little more time. If not, make it a 2-3 week mission to accomplish, if you catch my drift.
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