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Originally Posted by dean smith

You guys are all some real, dyed-in-the-wool American badasses. When not posting on Internet message boards, I picture you all out in the garage, sitting around the table saw, drinking beer, boasting about all the women you've had while taking turns kicking each other in the nuts with your steel-toed boots (just to see who's man enough to take it). After that, I picture the obligatory show-and-tell, scar-sharing session which eventually ends abrubtly when one of you gets the idea to "shoot something." And if any of you pansies dared brought up the arts or popular culture in general, the conversation, I'm guessing, would quickly turn to twelve-point bucks and tractor pulling.

Where can I find the form online to sign up for your 2010 Hard-Ass Summer Camp? I'm hoping pussification can be reversed.

Are you spying on me?