Hey Arty ! ( !!...ror ..I'm mekin' myself laugh!! )
The Canadian Derby will be held this year at The Thistleydowns due to the fact Canadians are easily duped.
Canadian racing rules will be effect...ie:
The starting gate will be aligned parallel to the rail so as to confuse the horseys.Canadians love this one.
All horseys will wear aluminum foil clad blinkers....with 2 little antennas sticking straight up.Canadians love this one,too.
The race will be 6 furlongs, but the Canadian jockeys won't be told.
They don't know the difference anyways.
Last edited by clyde : 08-19-2010 at 08:02 PM.
Reason: changed "RTY" to ''Arty"
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