Only thing you left out is the stunning development of Bernardini being taught to run backwards. With the race essentially being handed to him within horse racing internet communities worldwide, Sheik Mo figured this would be a fair way to level the playing field. Word has it that they only want to do this in order to allow Bernardini to laugh and stick his tongue out in the faces of his competition. I for one can't wait.
In case you're wondering where I received this scintilating information from, I got word from my 3 garbage men, Enrique, Dwayne, and Greg, earlier this morning. They know a guy that knows a guy.
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