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Old 08-30-2014, 11:04 PM
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From the Luckiest handicapper in the world ~ Clyde


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Hello racing fans.


Users of CLYDEFORM!! are celebrating huge victories today.SightyPoo is but one of them.The really,really big victory has been .....me, of course.As I have typed....I was asked to participate in the big deal FedlSpar contest.This, I accepted as long as I could use a pseudo name and reveal later in the contest my real name.I thought players would not enter if they knew the world's greatest handicapper was playing.That is why I insisted I start out at negative $10,000.

One has to be fair.

Well, CLYDEFORM!! pointed to the 9 in Sunday's contest race and ....wouldn't ya know it-----CLYDEFORM!! was right on the button;again.

Usng numerous ZC's....one of which was to replace the Zodiac Luck provided by Eternal Flame with even more luck;that would be the curly voice of Arlettuce.

Thank ya Baby---brand new Cadillac for ya Hawney.

ANYWAYS!!....ClarkeKent,mild mannered reporter for the Daily Meteor, was in 49th place out of over 3700. That winner is worth about $3000.00 and Clarke should vault into a very admirable position as we await the last two races today and Wednesday.



If there is one thing for which I am famous ----it is modesty.











ME WIN BIG MONEY!!!!!

BIG!!!!

HUGE!!!!




Maybe even win mos' honur-burr contest!!!!























THUD!
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