Morty's notes and such

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


What is he doing back here?

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Should stay here until 1000 posts reached...then leave and allow children to have nice time without throwing fits because of you...I mean me.

Not darted as of yet....cannot believe...thought last comment would do it.


Possibly no dartsman has seen it .



May do derby selections before leaving.

Pretty stupid since field is yet to be fer DEM SHOO...


...but everyone else is doing it.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



A minor.







Have been wanting to do that for a long time.



Good.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Wondering if should start poll to see who has eraser nipples?








Nah.





Can'tdall is likely to answer in the positive.








Consider Notes to myself may be getting too risque.





Have.






Good.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Wocky wants to go to tatoo shop.


Wants "What are you lookin' at? " etched in forehead.




Consider shrink first.



Also think Thebby does not have ski slope dupa.


Have been told it's frumpy.

Not saying who told.

May call off date .







What do I mean MAY?????

[paisjpq]

morte' stop hijacking that poor man's threads...

and there ain't no problems with my dupa.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Getting away with a lot here.

This is so true.



Considering really expanding my new found latitude.


Have to put thinking cap on.

Thank lucky stars I got rid of ear muffs.



That would really look stupid.