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Old 05-06-2007, 06:44 PM
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It's 10:27 AM

Doors open at 10:30 AM and some 85 yr old guy is screaming at the ticket girl saying "Ill bleeping choke you,unless you opened the door" making choking gestures with his hands. Then he tells his buddy who is 75-80 to hold his cane, so he can choke her.

Funny as hell better to see in person. But best part was he was bitching because he wanted to cap the big Allowance race goin off at 11AM

He could not believe they would not give him more time LOL
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Old 05-06-2007, 07:09 PM
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this was at what track?

Not to say that it couldn't happen anywhere, but I wanna know which tracks where the old people 'pose the biggest threat to my well-being lol.
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Old 05-06-2007, 07:16 PM
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i dunno, maybe derby day they had a N1x at 11 a.m. .. but doors opened at 8 a.m.
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Old 05-06-2007, 07:49 PM
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no the Jai Alai up here in Orlando i went to throw some bets down before kids game
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Old 05-06-2007, 07:55 PM
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got to watch out for those 'retired' folks!
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:08 PM
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You should have held the mans cane. If a guy came to get down let him through the turnstyle
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Old 05-06-2007, 09:20 PM
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got to watch out for those 'retired' folks!
They're the best customers at the local OTB's.....
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