Huh!?

[Mortimer]

What does a guy have to do to get darted around here??





For the love of mike....dart me already.

[Buffymommy]

Why ya crying today Mortikins?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

Why ya crying today Mortikins?

Shut up you babbling barracuda.





Ya need a stiff one.

Don't look at me.

[Buffymommy]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Shut up you babbling barracuda.





Ya need a stiff one.

Don't look at me.

That is because when ya run out of Viagra, ya don't have a stiff one!

Now stop your whining and moaning for attention. I was talking to you nicely and you have to be an azz. Be nice and play nice.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

That is because when ya run out of Viagra, ya don't have a stiff one!

Now stop your whining and moaning for attention. I was talking to you nicely and you have to be an azz. Be nice and play nice.

Oh...calling me a baby is nice?






I guess it is.








I have to use ViagraFalls to strike a normal profile.

Now go back to your Mommy room and pretend your neighbor is that filthy weapon you use.

[Cajungator26]

Did you all see that Kycherub signed up on here?

Have fun with him, Morty. He's entertaining.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Shut up you babbling barracuda.





Ya need a stiff one.

Don't look at me.

Who doesn't? LOL

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Who doesn't? LOL

That should bring UnclyTrust in here.

[Buffymommy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbY

By the way Mortikins, I LOVE the video!

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

That should bring UnclyTrust in here.

I would argue that out of all people, she DEFINITELY needs a stiff one. I tell her that all of the time.

O=:>

[Mortimer]

Steve...give a guy a break already.




I can't help myself. I come here with good intentions...just quick visits,but then I see comments made by True Swine and....... there I go again.


And I will not stand idle to see my good buddies like The Drugster and BTdubya attacked my priests,prinicipals,teachers,volunteer firemen and drug dealers....I mean councilers.

Nor will I listen to hypocrites.



Please...just do it.

God knows I 'd do the same for you.

[Kasept]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Steve...give a guy a break already.

Please...just do it. God knows I 'd do the same for you.

Mort.. I think you need Chris Sarazin... I play the Gig Young role here..

"Yowza, yowza, yowza!!"

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Kasept

Mort.. I think you need Chris Sarazin... I play the Gig Young role here..

"Yowza, yowza, yowza!!"

ror!




But I don't get it.


Steve...please. Dart me or it's going to get very nasty around here.......I'm just starting.


You would be doing me a favor.

[Late Fires]

Mort, as a frequent reader and infrequent poster, I would just like to say that I appreciate your contributions to Ner... I mean... DerbyTrail.

You can't be darted or leave. The loss of entertainment and insight would be tragic.

Many pies, sir.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

Mort, as a frequent reader and infrequent poster, I would just like to say that I appreciate your contributions to Ner... I mean... DerbyTrail.

You can't be darted or leave. The loss of entertainment and insight would be tragic.

Many pies, sir.

I'm staying.




ror!...It don't take much.










Thanks my very good friend!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

Mort, as a frequent reader and infrequent poster, I would just like to say that I appreciate your contributions to Ner... I mean... DerbyTrail.

You can't be darted or leave. The loss of entertainment and insight would be tragic.

Many pies, sir.

Ditto!