Shut Up

[Mortimer]

Just all of you...shut up.




Stop posting here...I've had quite enough of almost all of you.

See if you can keep those big mouths of yours shut for just one stinking day.

This means no yapping about stupid sports things having no consequence in anyones miserable lives.

And no more hen clucking about meeting up....anywhere!






I don't think any of ya has the guts nor the will to do it.



But what I will do for you...just so you know I am kind hearted....I will give you the best horse of the day at the track of your choice.





Do you know anyone else who would do that?




No...you don't.


So shut up and ask me.

[Buffymommy]

Who made a pee pee on your cornflakes this morning?

[Mortimer]

Shut Your Big Mouth.

[Buffymommy]

I have a big nose, not a big mouth. Get it right mortikins!

[Mortimer]

Shut all Of Your Big Things.

[Bigsmc]

Les Bois Park please.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Les Bois Park please.

Very good,sir.





One moment.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Les Bois Park please.

BENG-O!!!


You won't believe this but you have FOUR best horseys today:


CourageousSandee,AzureBlue,TigerTale and Skirt.








Enjoy.

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

BENG-O!!!


You won't believe this but you have FOUR best horseys today:


CourageousSandee,AzureBlue,TigerTale and Girls.

Enjoy.

Oh my. I am heading out now to make a large withdrawl from the neighborhood Wachovia.

Perhaps a massive parlay?

I LOVE Girls (would that be Jac Four Girls in the 1st, you are referring to?)

Once the parlay comes in, I will be dancing and signing, "We're going to the liquor store!" Just like the guy I saw at Del Mar back in the early '90's.

I thank you and the ciphers.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Les Bois Park please.

But ya know...you could always put PoorboysPlayboy under Skirt.





A-HAHAHAHAHA.








Oh boy.

[Bigsmc]

Skirl - 5th (Poorboys Playboy won, perhaps the ciphers were confused?)
Azure Illusions - 5th
Courageous Sandee - Won! $3.00 2.20 2.20
Tiger Tale - 2nd $5.60 2.80

We're going to have to do better than that.

The teller was very upset when I tried to place the bet and he got blue dye on his hands. Called me a crazy painter because my clothes were covered with it too.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Skirl - 5th (Poorboys Playboy won, perhaps the ciphers were confused?)
Azure Illusions - 5th
Courageous Sandee - Won! $3.00 2.20 2.20
Tiger Tale - 2nd $5.60 2.80

We're going to have to do better than that.

The teller was very upset when I tried to place the bet and he got blue dye on his hands. Called me a crazy painter because my clothes were covered with it too.

ror!!


You're not painting a very good picture here!







But what I did was to bury the ZC in 3 other "red herrings".



I mean you have to do some work!

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

ror!!


You're not painting a very good picture here!







But what I did was to bury the ZC in 3 other "red herrings".



I mean you have to do some work!

Got it. It was my fault.

Next time we will synchronize.

*note to self, find another bank to make withdrawl from. Last one will not be happy to see me again.*

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Got it. It was my fault.

Next time we will synchronize.

*note to self, find another bank to make withdrawl from. Last one will not be happy to see me again.*

!!


Here's a bonus:





Box 3/4 in Del Mars first.

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

!!


Here's a bonus:





Box 3/4 in Del Mars first.

The ciphers have done it again!! Boxing 3/4's of the field will no doubt get me a winner.

Oh wait, that's the 3 and 4 only....right, I'm on it.

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

!!


Here's a bonus:





Box 3/4 in Del Mars first.

Perfect! 3+4=7, so the bet really was 7/4 instead of 3/4. I'm getting the hang of this! Didn't pay much, but this game is for the needy, not the greedy.