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Old 08-12-2007, 12:17 AM
robfla robfla is offline
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Default inner peace

I am passing this on because it definitely works, and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find
inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So before going to the track this afternoon, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a
bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Xanax
prescription, the rest of the leftover cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of
chocolates (the only one left were the ones with jelly inside and holes from my fingers in them.) You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
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Old 08-12-2007, 12:45 AM
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Brilliant. I must do the same.
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Old 08-12-2007, 12:53 AM
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robfla!!
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Old 08-12-2007, 11:12 AM
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very funny!

i can't stand dr phil...
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Old 08-12-2007, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Danzig
very funny!

i can't stand dr phil...


Oh shut up Dannie.


ROTFLMAO has failed miserably...I'm very disappointed in him.
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:55 PM
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you are just upset 'cause roflmao has all the chicks
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