Viva Viagra!

[ArlJim78]

has anyone seen this commercial?

funniest thing i've ever seen, 5-6 dudes sitting around jamming and singing about viagra.

gimme a break already.

[somerfrost]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

has anyone seen this commercial?

funniest thing i've ever seen, 5-6 dudes sitting around jamming and singing about viagra.

gimme a break already.

Yeah, one would think they would have better things to do...maybe they're having one of those four hour erections they warn about??

[ArlJim78]

5-6 guys all hopped up on viagra in a secluded cabin in the middle of nowhere, not a woman in sight.

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

5-6 guys all hopped up on viagra in a secluded cabin in the middle of nowhere, not a woman in sight.

That would tend to make anyone of any sex a bit uncomfortable I would think. To heck with the bears in the woods at night, flee quickly.

[Danzig]

i have heard this commercial on the radio far too often, annoying as hell.

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

My penis is large and majestic....

That was the primary focus of my 9th post anyway.

It's also very smooth and free of unsightly imperfections.

Yes.
Indeed.

But have women built shrines to honor it?
Has the opposite sex expressed themselves
through dance when it enters a holy place?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by pgardn

But have women built shrines to honor it?

I believe the Washington Monument was errected in the honor of my penis....

However, while it did me justice from a length standpoint -- I don't think enough emphasis was placed on the width.

[Mortimer]

Well I have had about enough of this tomfoolery.




Everyone....put up your 9th post and let's compare.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Well I have had about enough of this tomfoolery.




Everyone....put up your 9th post and let's compare.

Ok, here is my 9th post. strangely enough, it was quoting our honorific child molester, arl jim 78!


Quote:
Originally Posted by ArlJim78
This first time starter just won in a powerful performance in the first race at Santa Anita. She broke poorly, seemed to fight the rider a bit in the beginning and dropped way back at least 12 or more lengths off the pace.

She closed strongly circling the field and won by at least 5 lengths, galloping strongly. She could not have looked more impressive stopping the clock at 1:15.6 for 6.5 furlongs.

watch the replay.


holy cow, that was insane.

reminds me of halfbridleds debut, sorta. and you were right, she was fighting the jock. she looked like she was throwing her head around pretty badly after that awful start.

i hear her workouts were nuts too. 33, 57, 109, etc.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

My penis is large and majestic....

That was the primary focus of my 9th post anyway.

It's also very smooth and free of unsightly imperfections.

THUD!


I should have known walking in on a conversation about viagra would be a bad idea...

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

rembrandt?

or the original urmom?

i'm going with the latter. rembrandt was fussy about his spelling.

i actually saw rembrandt at arlington today. he had on the same painter attire that he always wears.

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

i actually saw rembrandt at arlington today. he had on the same painter attire that he always wears.

Crazy man.

But when he told me someone at Arlington actually loosened the lugnuts on his car and he had an accident... that was not good. I guess he makes enemies.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

OOOOOOOOOO

Well done sir. Very funny.

I am so behooved I may throw on some swag.





Oh Mr. Obelisk...



.......there's a reason Vick is the only 1,000 yard qb rusher.

Bobby Douglas came very close and held that record for many years...over 900 yards...and I think it was in only 14 games.







I know....I've never heard of him either.

Let's call him DescreetMichaelPoop.






Not Douglas....Vick.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Anyone want to take guesses on who our new friend is? I was right about Rags, so I'm going to take a shot with this one, PG1985, the one and only.

Hossy, why aren't you working for the Psychic Friends network?

[Payson Dave]

Thebby,,,,How the hell ya been???

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

Hossy, why aren't you working for the Psychic Friends network?

may hossy only use his powers for good, and never evil!

i missed his statement on who (on the) Rags is--so who is he or she?

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Danzig

may hossy only use his powers for good, and never evil!

i missed his statement on who (on the) Rags is--so who is he or she?

Dixie.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

may hossy only use his powers for good, and never evil!

i missed his statement on who (on the) Rags is--so who is he or she?

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Dannie...did you ever give a full description of your boo-bees?...as well as general condition?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

Hossy, why aren't you working for the Psychic Friends network?

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Because then the Canadian Friends network would want him,too.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

You should be careful. This week we learned this kind of stuff is very libelous and you could get sued. Ask that big sissy errr....that astute gentleman Mortimer about it.

Behave yourself.


Don't let DardenGreySuit see this stuff.






If you will excuse me..I must return to the poker game where CapperZeke is beating the dog out of me. I just lost with 5 aces in straight poker to his 6 aces.

He's cheating...I just know it.