So anyways

[Mortimer]

What happened is I had reached my end.

I felt bored...uninspired....unentertaining.



I can't stand that.



So I asked Stevie to get rid of me forever...well he wouldn't do it. Thebby wouldn't even answer me...snot that she is. So Stevie and I bargained back and forth. Can you imagine bargaining to get thrown off a message board?He started with a 3 day vacay and I started with forevah......we agreed on 3 months.

But I missed the great paint sets that are here.


So I asked Stevie to let me back in.




He said Thebby already had done so.




Unbelieveable.




She had written me several times begging me to come back on my own.....but I steadfastly refused.Then to find out she had already activated me...behind my back mind you......well how sneaky is that?





So enough...but I do so look forward to Sufspoon...I mean folk Girl's latest quicky trippy vacay photos.






God I hope she at least fixed her hair.

[paisjpq]

oh the stories you tell....some whoppers in there sir.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

oh the stories you tell....some whoppers in there sir.

I have more.






I use the PhooeyDecimalSystem to catalogue them.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Crinkle

Trash Can

What would I do without you?











I'd certainly like to find out.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

That wasn't very nice. I will now turn on you my friend. I am no longer in your predator gang. I'm starting my own.

Take another look at my killer countenance,sir.....are you sure you still want to do this thing?

[Mortimer]

I was only kidding you.












Brother.

[paisjpq]

after all the hateful things you said in your I hate thebby thread....I will have to be wooed...


phooey



jeez



thud.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

after all the hateful things you said in your I hate thebby thread....I will have to be wooed...


phooey



jeez



thud.

ror!!


OOOOOOOOOO


I was trying to get you to dart me....you dingbat.

=;>






Hmmm...wooing.




That can be fun!









Are you aware of any erogenous zones upon your person?

[Mortimer]

Hmmm....I'm marking you down as a "no" for erogenous zones.



Do you have a sweet tooth?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

after all the hateful things you said in your I hate thebby thread....I will have to be wooed...


phooey



jeez



thud.

Woo.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Yes. I've seen you kill enough. I think I have spotted a weakness.

Thud

!!


I did not kill enough....everyone still quotes him and his dimwitted brother...'nuff.






My weakness is my strength...so you best be fer DEM SHOO about what you think you have discovered.