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Old 10-05-2007, 01:05 PM
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Default Ah Wonder Where BrownSugar Could Be ???

Oh this is SUCH a coincidence!!!!
























10......Thinks Mortimer is BTW...in a quandry.Because no one has ever seen both of them at the same time in a quandry.

9.......Mortimer stiffed her on a bet....writing threatening pm's to him threatening to publicize Mortimers NotesToBrownSugar.

8.......In Emulsification Chamber after viewing Hossy Vacay Photos.

7.......Hossy was in there ,too!......highly excited by PhotosOfHimself.

6.......I'll be darned!!!......Thebby is there!!!!!!!!

5........Anyhooo....BrownSugar is on Vacay at Dan Akroyds House of Moose in Arcadia.She just LOVES the pretty one.

4........Reading steamy pm's sent by FredBones....wants Mo.

3........Injured by a pogo stick....she thought she was to go under the LIMBO stick.

2........Undergoing lipstick application lessons.When told where BrownSugar was applying said lipstick instructor remarked...GOD YOUR STUPID!!










And the number one Ah Wonder Where BrownSugar Could Be answer:







1.......Put on PeterPan shelf in error....quickly picked off shelf by Cajunatah.
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:44 PM
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Who is Brown Sugar?
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:55 PM
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Who is Brown Sugar?


Gee.












SPIT!!!












I have no further commentary.
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Old 10-05-2007, 02:26 PM
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Just thank me for not doing an Ah Wonder Where Mommy Dearest Is?
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Old 10-05-2007, 02:29 PM
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oh c'mon...let er fly
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Old 10-05-2007, 02:34 PM
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Not after what that very bad man LateFires did to me!!
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Old 10-05-2007, 03:18 PM
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Gee.












SPIT!!!












I have no further commentary.
Ummm, no I always swallow.

I'm Brown Sugar Buffy, although i haven't a clue why.

Perhaps I shall call Morty the title of a Stones song as well.

Bitch? Nah, already taken.

Sweet Virginia? Rocks Off? Those are taken too.

Hmmm.....

Must ponder.
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Old 10-05-2007, 03:46 PM
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Oh my God.






I knew I'd pay for this one.
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Old 10-05-2007, 03:53 PM
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Well...she is an Italian in Sunny SoCal.



Nya?




I don't really know if she tastes sweet.






But what am I to do....call her BrownMustard???
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Old 10-07-2007, 11:19 AM
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Ummm, no I always swallow.

I'm Brown Sugar Buffy, although i haven't a clue why.

Perhaps I shall call Morty the title of a Stones song as well.

Bitch? Nah, already taken.

Sweet Virginia? Rocks Off? Those are taken too.

Hmmm.....

Must ponder.


Hello BrownSugarBuffy.
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:25 PM
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Oh this is SUCH a coincidence!!!!
























10......Thinks Mortimer is BTW...in a quandry.Because no one has ever seen both of them at the same time in a quandry.

9.......Mortimer stiffed her on a bet....writing threatening pm's to him threatening to publicize Mortimers NotesToBrownSugar.

8.......In Emulsification Chamber after viewing Hossy Vacay Photos.

7.......Hossy was in there ,too!......highly excited by PhotosOfHimself.

6.......I'll be darned!!!......Thebby is there!!!!!!!!

5........Anyhooo....BrownSugar is on Vacay at Dan Akroyds House of Moose in Arcadia.She just LOVES the pretty one.

4........Reading steamy pm's sent by FredBones....wants Mo.

3........Injured by a pogo stick....she thought she was to go under the LIMBO stick.

2........Undergoing lipstick application lessons.When told where BrownSugar was applying said lipstick instructor remarked...GOD YOUR STUPID!!










And the number one Ah Wonder Where BrownSugar Could Be answer:







1.......Put on PeterPan shelf in error....quickly picked off shelf by Cajunatah.
I like Skippy. Get it straight, Morty.
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:29 PM
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As for GenuineRisk, she's the nicest girl you'll ever meet and really knows her stuff about thoroughbreds.
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:58 PM
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As for GenuineRisk, she's the nicest girl you'll ever meet and really knows her stuff about thoroughbreds.
Hey....sorry.





As for what'shername......I don't really care for nice girls.



You can't even bunt your way to first base with them.
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:07 PM
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Geez morty! I leave work and you start telling lies? GEEZ!

How many times do I have to tell you I don't want to play with your.....


















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Old 10-05-2007, 10:31 PM
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I told you all she drinks whiskey and dances when her hubby is gone.
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Old 10-07-2007, 11:17 AM
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As for GenuineRisk, she's the nicest girl you'll ever meet and really knows her stuff about thoroughbreds.
Seriously..I mean Cajunatah...is she the GR from drf?
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Old 10-07-2007, 02:18 PM
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Seriously..I mean Cajunatah...is she the GR from drf?
Are you talking about the DRF message board? Ah don't know as I never posted over there. I know she doesn't write for the DRF if that's what you're asking.
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Old 10-07-2007, 02:26 PM
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Are you talking about the DRF message board? Ah don't know as I never posted over there. I know she doesn't write for the DRF if that's what you're asking.
Oh.




I thought you were Ross over there..sorry.
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