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07-14-2006, 08:20 AM
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Thoughts, Questions, Rants.. feel free to add on !
Just a few things running thru my head, Feel free to add on ..lol
""If Baseball is a ""timeless"" game, Why do managers/coaches wear a wrist watch ?" "" If MLB has a ""big papi"".... does the WNBA have a ""big mommy"" ? "" If a woman wears pants (slacks) its called"' Fashion" , but If a man wears a skirt its called ""crossdressing"" ? "" If everyone drives a ""electric car"".. would that give a new meaning to the Traffic Reporters Rush Hour report of ...""Gridlock"" on Route 95""? "" If Football is a ""team game"" why do the Cleveland Browns uniforms have PLAYERS Names on them, and the TEAM Helmet's are blank ""? ""Why can a WC soccer player take his shirt off after a goal, and the NFL fines players for their shirt tails out ""? "" If a Post office worker goes POSTAL , would a Psychiatry Ward worker go N U T S ? "" Why does NASCAR have thousands of Axle-Rods, but MLB only has one A-ROD "" ? "" With all the HD Special Effects movies/tv's .. why do I still watch & laugh @ (Black & white) Moe, Larry, and Curly ""? "" With all the cameras and security in a bank..why do they STILL chain the pens to the counter ""? "" This years Triple Crown had Three Different Horses win but the same Number ( 8) win all three.. I wonder what that Pick 3 would pay ? Or would the public pound it like they do with triple numbers in the lotto ""? Lets see this thread take off ! LOL
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !! 
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07-14-2006, 02:01 PM
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Why do they call it a "scratch" when a horse is out of a race?
What are they scratching? And, how come there are four balls and only three strikes in baseball? It should be one of each. And, what's with a "walk" when they jog to first base? They should call it a jog. I won't even get going with football, but I'd like to know why they spend so much time touching helmets in the huddle. Is it a "guy" thing?
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#3
07-18-2006, 08:57 AM
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"" If Wal-Mart lowers Prices Every day..... Why isnt anything FREE ""?
"" If a baseball player pulls a ball to the left... its a FOUL.. if he pulls a ball to the right.....its a FOUL... if he pulls his groin.....its a INJURY "
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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07-18-2006, 10:15 AM
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Why is it that football and basketball have referees and baseball has umpires.
Why can a pitcher throw at a batter and get a warning, and throwing a basketball(technical foul) or a football(15yd penalty) at another player will get you in more trouble, aren't they softer than a baseball?
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07-18-2006, 10:21 AM
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""Why is a Hot Dog FOOTLONG....and a Hamburger a Quarter Pounder ""?
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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07-18-2006, 11:29 AM
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Why is it called a "driveway" even though you park your car on it and a "parkway" even though you drive your car on it?
And I don't think men who wear skirts are called crossdressers, I believe they're called Scots. 
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