do you reinforce your mashed potatos with corn?

[Mortimer]

Ah do.







It's a tremendous aid in strengthening the walls of the mashed potatos thus enabling it to hold more gravy without springing leaks and touching other food items on your plate.

I really hate when that happens.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Ah do.







It's a tremendous aid in strengthening the walls of the mashed potatos thus enabling it to hold more gravy without springing leaks and touching other food items on your plate.

I really hate when that happens.

does wonders for your bowel movements also.....................

[Mortimer]

Now stop that right now.



I am trying to run an entertaining and informative thread and if you hooligans see fit to attempt its destruction I will report you to the Site Master...forthwith.

[Danzig]

i hate when the potatoes spring a leak. it's a tragedy dwarfed only by the co-mingling of gravy and other foods. i don't like my food mixed together.

but the corn thing...nope, couldn't do it. cause then corn would be in the potatoes. ugh.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

i hate when the potatoes spring a leak. it's a tragedy dwarfed only by the co-mingling of gravy and other foods. i don't like my food mixed together.

but the corn thing...nope, couldn't do it. cause then corn would be in the potatoes. ugh.

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I simply adore the way you wove "dwarf" in your food...I mean post.

You know the damage gravy leaks can do,but yet won't use corn reinforcement? What have you found to work as a surrogate reinforcing material?

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

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I simply adore the way you wove "dwarf" in your food...I mean post.

You know the damage gravy leaks can do,but yet won't use corn reinforcement? What have you found to work as a surrogate reinforcing material?

well, that's a silly question.

more mashed potatoes.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Now stop that right now.



I am trying to run an entertaining and informative thread and if you hooligans see fit to attempt its destruction I will report you to the Site Master...forthwith.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff

You're pushing it...MISTER.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You're pushing it...MISTER.

[my miss storm cat]

No.

I hate mashed potatoes and if forced to so much as have them on my plate (ie, my parents at Thanksgiving but it's gotta be a small portion cause i need room for that BIG helping of guilt!), I imagine shaping that lifeless glob of white goo into little snowmen and horsies and they could have snowball fights and, and.....

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

No.

I hate mashed potatoes and if forced to so much as have them on my plate (ie, my parents at Thanksgiving but it's gotta be a small portion cause i need room for that BIG helping of guilt!), I imagine shaping that lifeless glob of white goo into little snowmen and horsies and they could have snowball fights and, and.....

Now this is what you call your quality feedback.















thud

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

No.

I hate mashed potatoes and if forced to so much as have them on my plate (ie, my parents at Thanksgiving but it's gotta be a small portion cause i need room for that BIG helping of guilt!), I imagine shaping that lifeless glob of white goo into little snowmen and horsies and they could have snowball fights and, and.....

i knew you were a commie!

i don't eat them much anymore, they're bad for you. but i love 'em.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Danzig

i knew you were a commie!

Maybe you could start a thread and list different foods and what they represent.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Maybe you could start a thread and list different foods and what they represent.

lol

generally when someone says they don't like something that is fairly mainstream i accuse them of being a commie. it's just one of those things i do. what can i say?

[Mortimer]

I am surprised no one has mentioned Cat's Meow fences as an alternative reinforcing tool...although it doesn't reinforce..as it were...it's containment charateristics when using refried beans as a"seal" bewteen them is excellent.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Maybe you could start a thread and list different foods and what they represent.

Oh my!!..that gave me such a chuckle dear!

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Ah do.
It's a tremendous aid in strengthening the walls of the mashed potatos thus enabling it to hold more gravy without springing leaks and touching other food items on your plate.

I really hate when that happens.

Yes.
I saw a whole show
on the discovery channel.
They built the
Hoover dam with just this
recipe. Men were trapped
in it and all while constructing
the Monster. A tasteful way
to go.


Also good to use on roadside
bombs. Really dissapates all that
energy.

Morton did you take a course
in Food Engineering?

Course: 302 Egg White Hair-Doo Structural Integrity
(MIT, a very popular course taught by the late Julia Child)

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Ah do.







It's a tremendous aid in strengthening the walls of the mashed potatos thus enabling it to hold more gravy without springing leaks and touching other food items on your plate.

I really hate when that happens.

I don't mix any of my foods and only eat one food item on my plate at a time before moving onto the next.

[Mortimer]

In her snottiest 6 year old voice replete with muggy face:


"I don't mix any of my foods and only eat one food item on my plate at a time before moving onto the next."





Good for you ...you little pinch face...











...now go to bed!!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

In her snottiest 6 year old voice replete with muggy face:


"I don't mix any of my foods and only eat one food item on my plate at a time before moving onto the next."





Good for you ...you little pinch face...











...now go to bed!!

Phooey!




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