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Old 01-19-2008, 01:17 PM
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Default How do you handle those obnoxious Girl Scout shills begging for money?
You know.....those little 8 year old snots dressed in full scout regalia with sickly looking knees pushing those stoneground (and made from )widgets capable of breaking molars in one munching.


I tell them...." WHAT!? I'm supposed to support your miserable communist orginization in exchange for a box of nuts and bolts? You don't even have a carny license....get out before I report you to the police. And just before I violently slam the door in the little brats faces I then shreik... ...And get out of those filthy monkey suits! Get normal 8 year old clothes on and steal from your own parents! If you come back ....I send out my attack pit bulls.
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:20 PM
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You know.....those little 8 year old snots dressed in full scout regalia with sickly looking knees pushing those stoneground (and made from )widgets capable of breaking molars in one munching.


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I handle them buy purchasing the Thin Mints
and eating the entire box in front of them
upon delivery.
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:24 PM
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You should ask if they have a money back guarantee.




They don't like that.
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:42 PM
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I don't like Girl Scout cookies.
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I told her to come back with her Mom in a bikini and I might consider it...
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I told her to come back with her Mom in a bikini and I might consider it...
see it works everytime....



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Old 01-19-2008, 02:25 PM
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see it works everytime....



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Gross.

This would be why I think before I eat.
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:49 PM
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I don't like Girl Scout cookies.
You dont like the mint cookies?
How could that be?
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Old 01-22-2008, 03:48 PM
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You dont like the mint cookies?
How could that be?
Spot on... I ordered 6 boxes of them last week.
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:56 PM
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I don't like Girl Scout cookies.
That's the point!!

But do you tell them that?
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:58 PM
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That's the point!!

But do you tell them that?
Of course I do...I even give them that snotty six year old face.
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Old 01-19-2008, 02:00 PM
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Of course I do...I even give them that snotty six year old face.

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Old 01-19-2008, 02:00 PM
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Sightseek throws up pieces of tag-a-longs for breakfast.
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You know.....those little 8 year old snots dressed in full scout regalia with sickly looking knees pushing those stoneground (and made from )widgets capable of breaking molars in one munching.


I tell them...." WHAT!? I'm supposed to support your miserable communist orginization in exchange for a box of nuts and bolts? You don't even have a carny license....get out before I report you to the police. And just before I violently slam the door in the little brats faces I then shreik... ...And get out of those filthy monkey suits! Get normal 8 year old clothes on and steal from your own parents! If you come back ....I send out my attack pit bulls.
Try no thank you.
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Old 01-21-2008, 09:02 PM
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Try no thank you.
Try burying your head in the sand.



Oh..never mind...people would still recognize you.
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I just bought some the other day...




A whole bunch in fact...
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Sesame Street has changed alot since I used to watch it with my daughter. Too violent now.
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I just bought some the other day...




A whole bunch in fact...

That's not all she's selling.
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Old 01-22-2008, 04:00 PM
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That's not all she's selling.
Ah wonder how much plastic surgery she's had?
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