No more need to "ah wonder where"

[Mortimer]

There was a time when I was well liked by all.



I don't know when either...but it's a great opener.



Anyhooo....somehow I got locked up here in nowhere land.I didn't like it. I requested parole.



I didn't get it.



I then requested I be darted...sent to 2 members of the board here.

Was it granted?

No.



Was I told why?

No.



Seems easy enough to do and an easy way to rid this site of a "swine" like me.



Perhaps they wanted me to do away with myself?

Perhaps.


And in doing so keep the blood off their own hands?

It does flow.



The thought...not the blood.







Who is this Nichole person?

I don't know.



A ringer...used to trap me?

Well you said it...not me.






All I know is I nicely asked to be darted..and was not.

Now I must leave on my own.

But I've left on my own from worse places.






Yes...that's what I said.



I have once again shut down all communication with the outside world. It doesn't really matter as I will leave here at 11:20 PM...tonight.


I am through being the board whipping boy.

Bye sissy.

[my miss storm cat]

Ah wonder when Morty will be back.

[Rileyoriley]

I'll never get morty and his zebra out of my basement now.

[AeWingnut]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLC3uT3aCoE

[Cajungator26]

Stop talking about your underwear, Morty. Stealing over $1600 worth of panties is nothing to be proud of.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I'll never get morty and his zebra out of my basement now.

Oh shut up.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh shut up.

I'm evicting you from my basement. The zebra may stay.

[blackthroatedwind]

Morty leaves slightly less often than he comes back.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Morty leaves slightly less often than he comes back.

Wonder how long this exit will last for.

My bet is about 2 more hours.....