An Open Letter to Steve Pinhead...and his Confidant..Thebby

[Mortimer]

Dear StevePinhead ..as well as your confidant,Thebby;

I have asked you countless times to either let me in the smart threads or dart me altogether. The dart requests also have been sent to Thebby.No one ever answers me.

So now you must be embarrrassed into answering me.

I do not think you will let me back in the smart threads as I would most certainly embarrrass you in your plebian "handicapping" thread excerises into oblivion.

So you are left with the darting option...the doomsday dart. If you refuse to answer me ( that goes for your hot little confidant as well) then I will have no choice but to force you to do this thing.

You won't like my method.

No one will.



You have until 4:00 PM.








Don't be a fool.




Warmly,
mdf

[paisjpq]

warmly MDF....you don't scare me.

[Mortimer]

That's not even a plausible denial...Thebby.

You both will soon see the dark side of me if I do not receive action.Spare the denizens of NerdyTrail as well as yourselves of the debauchery waiting to happen.


Give me life....or give me death.



The choice and the responsibilty rest upon the shoulders of Steve you are on.....I mean upon the shoulders of both you and Steve.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mortimer]

=:>

[Mortimer]

ror!!




If they don't answer....you ain't seen nothin' yet.

[Mortimer]

ror!!!

Don't Steve and Thebby have any pride!!?

[Mortimer]

I'm missing the cartoon point.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I'm missing the cartoon point.

I was ok with it until the nonconsensual tailpipe rape.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

I was ok with it until the nonconsensual tailpipe rape.

Oh boy...I just didn't see that in it.

It seemed very benigin.

[my miss storm cat]

Mortimer.....

I once saw a kid in the parking lot outside a Toys R Us.

He must have been 6, maybe 7.

He was on the cold, hard ground having a tantrum..... kicking, crying, sceaming that he wanted to die.

His poor Mom stood there, so embarrassed, but she had other, younger kids to deal with. Quite a scene.

Some of the people walked by and kinda smirked, while others, a couple anyway, obviously felt bad for her.

"Come on Johnny, get in the ca...."

IIIIII WANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

One guess who you're reminding me of.....

Why don't you stop pounding your fists on the DT floor, stop acting like a little brat who didn't get his way and, instead, think of a positive way to convert your energy / anger / anguish?

How about an Esoteric Renaissance?????

Whhaaahhh whhaaahhh they won't allow you in the "smart threads"?

Guess what Morte? I don't see anyone stopping you from making your own "smart threads' down here.

Just a thought.

Okay, going back to being very annoyed with you now.....

[Mortimer]

You know what BrownSugar?























She never got me in the car.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Mortimer.....

I once saw a kid in the parking lot outside a Toys R Us.

He must have been 6, maybe 7.

He was on the cold, hard ground having a tantrum..... kicking, crying, sceaming that he wanted to die.

His poor Mom stood there, so embarrassed, but she had other, younger kids to deal with. Quite a scene.

Some of the people walked by and kinda smirked, while others, a couple anyway, obviously felt bad for her.

"Come on Johnny, get in the ca...."

IIIIII WANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

One guess who you're reminding me of.....

Why don't you stop pounding your fists on the DT floor, stop acting like a little brat who didn't get his way and, instead, think of a positive way to convert your energy / anger / anguish?

How about an Esoteric Renaissance?????

Whhaaahhh whhaaahhh they won't allow you in the "smart threads"?

Guess what Morte? I don't see anyone stopping you from making your own "smart threads' down here.

Just a thought.

Okay, going back to being very annoyed with you now.....

Ok

That is more than disgusting.
you may stop now PP. Jeez
what sites do you find this
this... I dont know how to describe
the twisted... Jeez.

Morton if they let you on the
other threads Black throat will
ignore you and render you useless.
Tis a fate worse than castration.
I should know.

Steve and Thebby toasting to another year of e-power.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Steve and Thebby toasting to another year of e-power.

That's the Hofbrauhaus in Cincy!

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by philcski

That's the Hofbrauhaus in Cincy!

and at the risk of disappointing my admirers....thebby is not that well endowed. And blond

Originally Posted by pgardn

Ok

That is more than disgusting.
you may stop now PP. Jeez
what sites do you find this
this... I dont know how to describe
the twisted... Jeez.

www.satanlol.net

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Ok

That is more than disgusting.
you may stop now PP. Jeez
what sites do you find this
this... I dont know how to describe
the twisted... Jeez.

Morton if they let you on the
other threads Black throat will
ignore you and render you useless.
Tis a fate worse than castration.
I should know.

You have to undersatnd BTW..he can be a real snot face when he wants to.




And Thebby calls him on the hour.

See what I'm sayin'?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You have to undersatnd BTW..he can be a real snot face when he wants to.




And Thebby calls him on the hour.

See what I'm sayin'?

He's sexy when he's mean...