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Old 02-14-2008, 04:53 PM
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Hello. I joined earlier today and have become generally familiar with the place. I have not posted anywhere since the older DRF days .I posted under a different name there.

I am not going to brag, but I am an extremely successful handicapper and see that a lot of you here are not. Perhaps as I run across your many errors in the Paddock thread and others I will correct them .I may also open up my own Handicapping 101 thread to offer free help to those in need. I would think that is putting it mildly.

Seemed like this was the best place to post this as I found it full of nonsense and did not want to interrupt more serious areas.

Thank you and I will look forward to racing talk with some of you as I banty about here.

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Old 02-14-2008, 04:55 PM
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Old 02-14-2008, 05:07 PM
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Geez Morty......this was a short " I'm leaving " even for you.

Couldn't you have waited until at least one person missed you?
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Old 02-14-2008, 05:32 PM
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Hello. I joined earlier today and have become generally familiar with the place. I have not posted anywhere since the older DRF days .I posted under a different name there.

I am not going to brag, but I am an extremely successful handicapper and see that a lot of you here are not. Perhaps as I run across your many errors in the Padlock thread and others I will correct them .I may also open up my own Handicapping 101 thread to offer free help those in need. I would think that is putting it mildly.

Seemed like this was the best place to post this as I found it full of nonsense and did not want to interrupt more serious areas.

Thank you and I will look forward to racing talk with some of you as I banty about here.
Banty?
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Old 02-14-2008, 05:58 PM
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Old 02-14-2008, 06:15 PM
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Well it seems as if I should straighten some of you out. I'm talking about the comedians that bounce around here. Sorry I have to bring you up here,Steve, but I have to explain.

Steve and me have been close friends for.....oh my, how long has it been now Steve? About 10 years or so?I wanted to make sure this Mortimer character had been banned. I told Steve I wouldn't come here if he was allowed to continue.This idiot roustabout was a very large pain to me at DRF.It's the reason I left. So have your fun,but maybe that helps.
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Old 02-14-2008, 06:16 PM
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MORTY IS LOSE in the Paddock, MORTY is lose in the paddock
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Old 02-14-2008, 07:24 PM
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MORTY IS LOSE in the Paddock, MORTY is lose in the paddock
Now, THAT is funny!
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:48 PM
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Hello. I joined earlier today and have become generally familiar with the place. I have not posted anywhere since the older DRF days .I posted under a different name there.

I am not going to brag, but I am an extremely successful handicapper and see that a lot of you here are not. Perhaps as I run across your many errors in the Paddock thread and others I will correct them .I may also open up my own Handicapping 101 thread to offer free help to those in need. I would think that is putting it mildly.

Seemed like this was the best place to post this as I found it full of nonsense and did not want to interrupt more serious areas.

Thank you and I will look forward to racing talk with some of you as I banty about here.

I look forward to "bantying" with you Mr. Artisan.
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Old 02-15-2008, 09:02 AM
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I look forward to "bantying" with you Mr. Artisan.
Hello Riley-O;


I'm sure you do.Prime Time has always been a media event with the ladies.I certainly hope you're a lady.

Maybe I'll let you send me a photo.


I said maybe.





Great whatevering with you.







Bets retards...I mean Best regards,

Bill Dullest

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Old 02-16-2008, 09:20 PM
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Words can't express...

how we feel.....




about........you





so we dedicate this to you..............






http://youtube.com/watch?v=RR3mF4ABcSY
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:20 PM
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Words can't express...

how we feel.....




about........you





so we dedicate this to you..............






http://youtube.com/watch?v=RR3mF4ABcSY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcU4t6zRAKg
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:45 PM
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Perfect or this one.....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FOLBQxk72NY

can pass for Morty or Meridian_Artisan or any alter ego!
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Old 02-17-2008, 09:11 AM
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Welcome Mr. Dullest,

Refreshing to have a man of your obvious intelligence, character and high moral values gracing us with your presence.
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Old 02-17-2008, 01:15 PM
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Hello KGB;




About time.





Glad to see another can recognize universal law excellence appearing to Earthlings in human form.













More patented Dullest humor.










But not at all lacking in truth.




























Best retire...I mean regards,

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Old 02-17-2008, 06:01 PM
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Default Five Rules For Men

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who’s good in bed and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important - that these four women do not know each other…
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