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View Poll Results: How does Morty play the horsies?
Grandpa style, $2 to show and the occasional step out with a $2 win bet 6 27.27%
Unload, whale style, $500WP every race possible 3 13.64%
Not at all, horsies are too below him 13 59.09%
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Old 03-12-2008, 04:46 PM
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How does Morty play the horses?
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How does Morty play the horses?
he doesn't
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Oh give me a break here.
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Old 03-12-2008, 04:49 PM
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I will take anybody on...anytime...any place.


Just open your big mouth and it's on.






















Don't be a fool.
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Oh give me a break here.
One coming up..........................

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You must be pretty broke to be posting this sh1t. Get back in the game.
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Old 03-12-2008, 05:25 PM
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You must be pretty broke to be posting this sh1t. Get back in the game.
Bored at new job so I focus my attention on the one and only Mortimor
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Old 03-12-2008, 05:57 PM
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Less myself...all of the above are ready to throw money at Gyro.





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^^^ Obviously out of quarters.
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^^^ Obviously out of quarters.
^^^'s Mama so fat, she got her own zip code. ^^^
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^^^'s Mama so fat, she got her own zip code. ^^^

^^^ Ain't got no dah-mons.
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^^^ Obviously out of quarters.
^^^'s Mama so stupid she thinks a Quaterback is a tax refund ^^^
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^^^ His nymph Mom makes QB's wish they were tax refunds.
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^^^ His nymph Mom makes QB's wish they were tax refunds.
^^^ Was 20-1 to spell nymph correctly. ^^^

(Also, was 2-1 to spell "Mom" right)
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^^ Had head hinged so as to be able to see what's in it .....when he suspects something is.
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