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Old 03-17-2008, 10:38 AM
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Default As The World Turns in the General Hospital of the Nerdy Trail

-Sagaciously (or is it salaciously) sitting in her room at the Holiday Inn Express in downtown Chapel Hill, one of our heroines, KYRIM, is studiously studying her stethoscope while simultaneously scanning video tape of seriously sore Derby Contenders....
-Meanwhile one of our heroes, PG85, is on his way to the Schenectady OTB with thoughts of grandeur dancing in his head as regards his chances of making a score on the Monday card at Gulfstream...
-Let us not forget viewer fav, Scuds Bro (who is not to be confused with Scavs), who is seriously contemplating enrolling in an upcoming Dale Carnegie course on making friends and influencing people...
-Our very own MDF has been unusually well behaved of late and is most overdue for some outrageously amusing conduct...
-Kasept's patience is shirely being tried by his inability to appreciate the "udder" brilliance that is being so eloquently eludicated within these hallowed halls....
Furthermore the ubiquitous Payson Dave continues to be snake bit with his horsey selections...

Stay tuned for further synopsises of exciting adentures on As the World Turns in the General Hospital of the Nerdy Trail....
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:44 AM
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GRADE JUB!!






But why no mention of the hips that sway and legs that delay...Thebby The Man Killer?
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:50 AM
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This just in....Sumitas is having heartburn with doing his taxes and having to support sires other than than those that E Spitzer has certified...

Also in a late breaking development GPK has irrefutable proof that there have been no actual cases of sty eyes in recent times.
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:01 AM
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Thebula has apparently succumbed to slashing her wrist after having perused the fine contributions of the multitude of mindless maestros these past several days.
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:05 AM
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Shame on you....she is too mean to do something like that anyways.




She would just shake her tail feather at everyone and dance away.....leaving grown men pounding the floor in frustration.
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:13 AM
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I have a rather stimulating photo of her.




























Would ya like to see it?
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:13 AM
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Ah may have it wrong.....it seems that the tough and tenacious Theb is simply bidding her time whilst she prepares to pounce upon her hapless prey
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:21 AM
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