I don't care who you are, this here is funny

[herkhorse]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

a half-gallon of 2% milk
a carton of eggs
a quart of orange juice
a head of romaine lettuce
a 2 lb.can of coffee
a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a ragtag drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”




The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly."

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

a half-gallon of 2% milk
a carton of eggs
a quart of orange juice
a head of romaine lettuce
a 2 lb.can of coffee
a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a ragtag drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”




The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly."

Did this happen at a local market in the valley???

[herkhorse]

If it happened in the valley, she would have had 2 carts full of junk food.

[2 Dollar Bill]

Little Ollie failed to show up at school one monday. The next day his
teacher asked him why . ""Our cow was in heat so I had to take her to the
bull"", Ollie explained.
The teacher asked, "" Your father couldn't have done that ""?
""No, ma'am"", replied little Ollie. "" It has to be the bull "" !