The Deb-O-Deb Thread

[Mortimer]

I have always wanted to do Deborah.









Oh boy.


Here I go again.








What I mean is I think she is very thread worthy.



Not that she doesn't look great without any clothes.

And not that I would know,I'm sure she does.

But always thought she should have her very own thread. This is what I meant.



She is smart and keeps her breasts...I mean keeps well abreast of things........horseys and such...I mean.I admire her retention basin.

No......what I mean is her ability to retain things.

You know...she's not an air bed......head...she's not on air head.


She has a nice azz for reward.












Goddamitty.







I mean she adds a lot of class to the board.


So I have got the balls...I mean the ball rolling.I'd like to hear the opinions of others.

[Mortimer]

Did you know she is a nurse at an animal hospital?



She is.


I have feigned many different types of wounds,but have failed to do so.

They will not allow me in for treatment.

I'd love to be treated.



Believe me...they can detect any pseudo broken bone you can imagine.

I even pretended I was run over by a road hog and called K-9-1-1 from a phone booth.


They didn't buy it.

[GPK]

[Mortimer]

Yer damned straight.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Yer damned straight.

[Mortimer]

You be DEM SHOO!!