Dagnabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!one!!!!

I have a bustin' sinus headache.

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

I have a bustin' sinus headache.

So have a doctor drill a small hole in each cheek
bone, inject warm saline through the hole into the
sinus blowing out all the green crap jellified in
all those nooks and crannies.

The green stuff will blow out thru your nostrils.
Save this for a delicious broth to go with your
tonsils when those are removed and boiled.
Add dandruff and toe calluses to taste.

And I thank you.

-Hannibal Lecter

[Kasept]

It puts the lotion in the basket.....














































... or else it gets the hose again.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Try this....

[Mortimer]

Can't I read anything that won't cause projectile vomiting!!?




Jesus!

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Can't I read anything that won't cause projectile vomiting!!?




Jesus!

I could go on... and possibly cause explosive diahrrea(sp?) to go with
that projectile vomiting. Firing from both ends creates some
interesting momentum problems.

Imagine you were on a skateboard while projectile vomiting in
one direction while sending hot mud in the other direction...

problem to be continued once we know the mass and velocity
of the vomit and hot mud.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by pgardn

I could go on... and possibly cause explosive diahrrea(sp?) to go with
that projectile vomiting. Firing from both ends creates some
interesting momentum problems.

Imagine you were on a skateboard while projectile vomiting in
one direction while sending hot mud in the other direction...

problem to be continued once we know the mass and velocity
of the vomit and hot mud.

i give this 2 golden missile's.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

I have a bustin' sinus headache.

May I suggest Benedryl Allergy and Sinus Headache. Works wonders.

[GPK]

I feel ya CP...I been sick all weekend

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by GPK

I feel ya CP...I been sick all weekend

That's because you don't spend enough time outside in the cold, fresh air.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

That's because you don't spend enough time outside in the cold, fresh air.

If I never spend another day outside when its below 60, I will be just fine.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by GPK

If I never spend another day outside when its below 60, I will be just fine.