MySpace

[Mortimer]

Why did you go for 3!?

Because I couldn't go for 2.


-Romeo Crennel in answering a reporter-





Hello.

My name is Mortimer. I am a Pisces and have been in Pisces Anonymous for 4 and one half years.But everyday is still a challenge.

I am a M and have a huge joint..I mean a huge desire to meet new friends.Yes...that's it. I am here to make new friends.

I live in SnowyWoods ,Ohio.


I like stuff.


Also....I support the drive for foreign aid to Wales and in giving every Welsh here in the US 5 million dollars.


Mildly racist unless you're a hot female.I enjoy horseys as long as they have 4 legs.I lke to bet on them and see what happens.I do not like the 5...4 Steve's.

They are hosers.



Thing people most often say about me behind my back:He is either a rich old man or 12.

Thing females most often say about me regarding my huge desire to meet new friends:Oh baby....I went to suck it!!


I decided not to have a freaky background here and go on babbling about all the songs,movies,books and what have you that I enjoy.Also.....don't post here saying all those stupid nice things about me other myspaces have.

It's phony and makes me want to vomit.

And I hate libtards and neo cons.


I want to enjoy my myspace experience.

[Mortimer]

[Mortimer]

OK.

[Mortimer]

I guess that means you didn't like it.

Yes...you may.

[Mortimer]

Oh my God.

[Mortimer]

I know...it's how I discovered Deb-O-Deb,Franny and Arletta.