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Old 10-26-2008, 12:27 AM
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Not sports or horses.

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Old 10-26-2008, 12:34 AM
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081026/...palin_pipeline


This is George Bush...with lipstick. And there are some that will still support her after all of it.
This doesnt look like sports or horses...
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Old 10-26-2008, 12:37 AM
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This doesnt look like sports or horses...
Good point
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Old 10-26-2008, 02:34 AM
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??










A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded













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Old 10-26-2008, 09:33 AM
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??


A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded



Dan,
I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke. The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?
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Old 10-26-2008, 09:37 AM
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it's not that good i guess. maybe it depends on the audience? i'll tell it to my son when he gets up, and see what he thinks. and our humor can get pretty dark at times.
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Old 10-26-2008, 02:17 PM
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Dan,
I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke. The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?
I think it's a gem. I will now tell it to my parents while they're together, and report the response. My guess is my pop will look at my mom to tailor his reaction. I don't know how you can be pssy whipped by a 70 year old pssy, but whatever.
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Old 10-26-2008, 07:17 PM
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Dan,
I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke. The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?

I had just heard it earlier in the day (saturday) on replay and initially thought it was hilarious, but that reaction could well have been clouded by my absolute and utter disdain for the woman.

Haven't had a chance to tell it in person, but I can certainly see where some people might take offense to it
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Old 10-27-2008, 04:09 PM
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Not sports or horses.

Is there a way.................I think I already asked her.




But maybe not.







Is there a way I can receive boo bee photos from you today?
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Old 10-27-2008, 04:17 PM
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you may turn to salt..
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Old 10-27-2008, 04:24 PM
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Morty if you get them forward them over
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Old 10-27-2008, 04:39 PM
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Mrs. Palin is speaking 5 minutes down the road from where I live tonight. I think I may go listen.











































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Old 10-28-2008, 09:18 AM
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Mrs. Palin is speaking 5 minutes down the road from where I live tonight. I think I may go listen.
They said about 16,000 showed up last night to hear her speak. Have no fears you Democrats, this is the same area where a few thousand people showed up last weekend at a furniture store to see Ric Flair
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Old 10-27-2008, 04:54 PM
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Morty if you get them forward them over


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But I am an honorable man. I would never forward boo bee or pretty leg photos.

I can only hope I have earned her bust..WHOA!!...I mean trust.
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Old 10-27-2008, 05:05 PM
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I'll bet fer DEM SHOO she does have pretty legs.
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you may turn to salt..
Not if I get these photos.
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ROR!!!!


I admire your persistence.
I'll get something good from her...I excel at breaking down defenses.



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