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Old 01-12-2009, 12:01 AM
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60 in a 55


This is what I got a ticket for today while about 3 miles from the KY border. This was going from a 70 MPH zone to a 55 zone, while i was slowing down. Ole boy saw Illi-NOISE plates and lit those cherrys up QUICK....

"License and Registration, please"

"Here is my license and here is my insurance card"

"Your Registration please"

Meanwhile, in Illinois, they ask for license and insurance so while I knew what my registration was, I had no idea where it was, and he stood outside the car and shivered for 10 minutes while I took forever to find it.....

Dude thought 35 degrees was cold, looked like an eskimo, hands me the ticket, I look at it, I look up and he is staring me down.....

It doesn't get better then this
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Old 01-12-2009, 12:22 AM
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on 65? those pricks poach people there all day every day its bullsh*t.
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Old 01-12-2009, 12:32 AM
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on 65? those pricks poach people there all day every day its bullsh*t.
Your state

Seriously, I sat there for 15 minutes reading the pamphlet because they can not leave until you leave (at least so I heard)...Easiest $150 that Indiana will ever make
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Old 01-12-2009, 03:42 AM
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it's total bull
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Old 01-12-2009, 01:25 PM
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65 is brutal..ind state cops are very bad..
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Your state

Seriously, I sat there for 15 minutes reading the pamphlet because they can not leave until you leave (at least so I heard)...Easiest $150 that Indiana will ever make
What pamphlet? What a car registration is? Just proud you made it thru the southside and gary area. You were feet from real ghetto you know that, right?
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Old 01-12-2009, 09:17 PM
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What pamphlet? What a car registration is? Just proud you made it thru the southside and gary area. You were feet from real ghetto you know that, right?
Cop handed me a pamphlet about the speeding ticket. Ticket was on the Indiana/Kentucky border, not the Illinois/Indiana border.

I know about the real ghetto in Gary, hope to never go there
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Cop handed me a pamphlet about the speeding ticket. Ticket was on the Indiana/Kentucky border, not the Illinois/Indiana border.

I know about the real ghetto in Gary, hope to never go there
You take notes in traffic school?
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Scavs.

Bad man, very bad.

Calling Indiana retarded with
Illinois in the news every day...
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Old 01-12-2009, 03:27 PM
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MD state troopers are pretty rough on the east coast
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It's funny how this varies. There was an article in the local paper here a couple months ago about speeding along I-81 (65 mph limit) that runs along the western side of Va. I remember a quote from a trooper in the article in which he stated something to the affect of "Why pull someone over for doing 80 mph, when I can wait 5 more minutes and catch someone doing being 90-100." I routinely set my cruise at 79mph when driving on 81 and pass by troopers all the time that never move.
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Jersey takes the cake. At least from my personal experiences they do.
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Jersey takes the cake. At least from my personal experiences they do.
Especially if you have NY plates
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having a name that ends in a vowel gets you pulled over for bogus infractions. I was doing exactly the speed limit on 116 and he pulls out follows me for 5 minutes while he calls in the plate
pulls me over for no license plate light and wants to search the car. I got to the back of the vehicle and the light works. he just smiles and says, "what's in the trunk"

funny I forgot about all th weaponry

but he didn't seem to mind
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They don't like Eagles fans!
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Jersey takes the cake. At least from my personal experiences they do.
Virginia on I81 used to be one long speed trap.
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60 in a 55


This is what I got a ticket for today while about 3 miles from the KY border. This was going from a 70 MPH zone to a 55 zone, while i was slowing down. Ole boy saw Illi-NOISE plates and lit those cherrys up QUICK....

"License and Registration, please"

"Here is my license and here is my insurance card"

"Your Registration please"

Meanwhile, in Illinois, they ask for license and insurance so while I knew what my registration was, I had no idea where it was, and he stood outside the car and shivered for 10 minutes while I took forever to find it.....

Dude thought 35 degrees was cold, looked like an eskimo, hands me the ticket, I look at it, I look up and he is staring me down.....

It doesn't get better then this
Just wait until you get into Ohio. 56 in a 55.
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Old 01-12-2009, 05:58 PM
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Just wait until you get into Ohio. 56 in a 55.
If I had to go 55 in a 55, I wouldn't drive anywhere, 55 is SLOW, especially in the middle of no where.

I will say that I like how Indiana is 70 MPH, that is no where in Illinois, even downstate where there is nothing, it is 60MPH
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Old 01-12-2009, 06:08 PM
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i was irritated when i left illinois, entered missouri, and the interstate speed dropped to 65 mph from 70. hate when that happens...

i got pulled over the other day-64 in a 55. i was like, what is this guy pulling me over for? i'm only 9 over!! he gave me a warning. everyone says if i was a guy, i'd have gotten a ticket. i said you sexist, you..you're assuming it was a guy trooper!




er, it was a guy trooper.
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i was irritated when i left illinois, entered missouri, and the interstate speed dropped to 65 mph from 70. hate when that happens...

i got pulled over the other day-64 in a 55. i was like, what is this guy pulling me over for? i'm only 9 over!! he gave me a warning. everyone says if i was a guy, i'd have gotten a ticket. i said you sexist, you..you're assuming it was a guy trooper!




er, it was a guy trooper.
I've known women that get pulled over because he was looking for a date
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