Lotto

[The Indomitable DrugS]

My 20yo ish former neighbor who lives in the house next to my moms just hit the lotto for seven figs a few days ago.

I found out on facebook.

He puts a post up basically just saying "my life has changed" and crediting a friend who lived a few houses down and commited suicide a couple weeks earlier for "looking down on me"

So ... knowing this silly redneck bastard ... i'm thinking he had to shoot a really big deer.

After like 20 people - at about a 19 to 1 female to male ratio come on and offer over the top congrats... I had to investigate and ask the dude what was up.

That's when he told me he struck paydirt. Even told me to "hit him up" and invited me to a party.

Good for him ... now when I go to Mom's for Christmas I'll see a Lamborghini in the driveway nextdoor.

I hate to say it ... but the guy will spend it in like 4 days .. and I doubt he spends a dime of it on fixing his teeth. Dude has some of the most messed up teeth I've ever seen for someone that age.

[Sightseek]

I think I would log onto dreamhorse.com the second I discovered I won.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I would deposit it all into different banks and never spend a penny of it ... probably ever.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I would deposit it all into different banks and never spend a penny of it ... probably ever.

Not even on luxurious tube socks?

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Not even on luxurious tube socks?

cashmere?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

You get about 23 loads a pop with each sock ... after that you have the tough decision of 'do I take it to my brothers house and wash it - or do I throw it out'

Come to think of it - I could do a lot of really devious things with the crusted DNA infested sock instead of just either washing it or tossing it.

Thanks for the ideas Sighty.

[Sightseek]

uh

you're welcome...







I think.















THUD!

[RockHardTen1985]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

My 20yo ish former neighbor who lives in the house next to my moms just hit the lotto for seven figs a few days ago.

I found out on facebook.

He puts a post up basically just saying "my life has changed" and crediting a friend who lived a few houses down and commited suicide a couple weeks earlier for "looking down on me"

So ... knowing this silly redneck bastard ... i'm thinking he had to shoot a really big deer.

After like 20 people - at about a 19 to 1 female to male ratio come on and offer over the top congrats... I had to investigate and ask the dude what was up.

That's when he told me he struck paydirt. Even told me to "hit him up" and invited me to a party.

Good for him ... now when I go to Mom's for Christmas I'll see a Lamborghini in the driveway nextdoor.

I hate to say it ... but the guy will spend it in like 4 days .. and I doubt he spends a dime of it on fixing his teeth. Dude has some of the most messed up teeth I've ever seen for someone that age.

Take 20k off of him, me you and my sister will leave for Vegas tonight.

[tigerfan]

My first purchase:

[GPK]

"My motto, f*ck lotto, I get the seven digits from your motha for a dolla tomorrow"

[The Indomitable DrugS]

That's deep homie.