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Old 12-22-2009, 04:07 PM
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Default Chips Ahoy

Quite possibly the worst cookie ever made.

If you set out to make a terrible cookie, just get a hold of their recipe.

Everything about the cookie is bad. Even the chocolate chips they use are horrible.
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:08 PM
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Then they went ahead and did the impossible. They made it even worse. They invented the Chewy Chips Ahoy. Who in the right mind thought the only thing worng with the Chips Ahoy was its consistency?
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:10 PM
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When I pleged a Sorority they fed us nothing but Chewy Chips Ahoy sandwiched between Doritos for a night.
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:16 PM
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When I pleged a Sorority they fed us nothing but Chewy Chips Ahoy sandwiched between Doritos for a night.
I consumed an entire pack of Rolos at lunch today. Remember them? They aint too popular anymore but man I cant understand why. They are like miniature Milky Ways and more fun to eat!

So I was so hungry a few minutes and sugar crashing from my Rolo intake, I found an open box of chips ahoys in the office and just had to eat one. It was so bad. Its as if whoever invented them sought ought to make the worlds's worst cookie and succeeded admirably.
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:21 PM
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I consumed an entire pack of Rolos at lunch today. Remember them? They aint too popular anymore but man I cant understand why. They are like miniature Milky Ways and more fun to eat!

So I was so hungry a few minutes and sugar crashing from my Rolo intake, I found an open box of chips ahoys in the office and just had to eat one. It was so bad. Its as if whoever invented them sought ought to make the worlds's worst cookie and succeeded admirably.
We just had an enormous Christmas buffet at work and I brought the greatest store bought cookies I've ever had from Trader Joes. I'm not a big fan of packaged cookies and usually bake my own, but I was short on time and these were really good!

I'll be doing triple duty at the gym tonight.
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:27 PM
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We just had an enormous Christmas buffet at work and I brought the greatest store bought cookies I've ever had from Trader Joes. I'm not a big fan of packaged cookies and usually bake my own, but I was short on time and these were really good!

I'll be doing triple duty at the gym tonight.
I got to go to the gym too. Where I am its getting very cold to run outside.
I wish we had a Trader Joes around here. Same too with Wholefoods. Man, I could spend a day in that place.

Doritos, I am not a fan of. I dont like crunchy chips in general because they hurt my teeth. Not crazy about that processed taste you get in a doritio.

Last night I baked homemade Tollhouse choc chip cookies and threw walnuts in. The key is not to overbake and not to flatten them prior to baking. After they cooled down a bit, I plated 2 cookies over a couple scoops of Ben & Jerrys Vanilla ice cream. Heaven on a plate.
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Old 12-23-2009, 06:05 AM
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I consumed an entire pack of Rolos at lunch today. Remember them? They aint too popular anymore but man I cant understand why. They are like miniature Milky Ways and more fun to eat!
MANY years ago, i buddy of mine and i would go scout high school football games. we would buy a Big bag of Rolos and Crush the whole bag!
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Old 12-23-2009, 06:11 AM
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Sounds like someone's been hitting the bong hard this holiday season.
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