Glenn Beck gets haiku'd

[Riot]

http://www.haikuglennbeck.com/index.php

Beck's higher ed was
One religion class at Yale.
What an elitist.

Seeds of hate sown
social kindness warped to fear
won't you buy more gold?

Mad rants like leaves fall
fearful flocks in forest Glenn
crazy like a Fox

I hate socialists
far too much to really learn
what "socialist" means

Morning show DJ
Scares your grandma with chalkboards
I mean, what the censored?

misinformation!
the chalkboard scribbled with lies
the red phone won't ring

Give me your fearful
Your easily influenced
Oh- and a chalkboard

[Rudeboyelvis]

u pwned dem ther

here's one

Riot is so deep
Far into Obama's ass
That her hair smells bad

[Riot]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

u pwned dem ther

here's one

Riot is so very
Far into Obama's ass
That her hair smells bad

Seriously? That's the best you can do? Paint yourself as the characterization of a stereotype?

Perhaps you should go to the website, to see why Glenn is getting haiku'd, and by whom.

Here's one: Perhaps you've heard of William F. Buckley's son, Christopher?

"Hurling expensive
coffee at the expensive
TV screen now,
Ahhh."

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by Riot

Seriously? That's the best you can do? Paint yourself as the characterization of a stereotype?

Perhaps you should go to the website, to see why Glenn is getting haiku'd, and by whom.

Not even close to the best I can do - in fact I edited it to conform to the definition....I admit I'm lost in the irony of the second half of your response

[Riot]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Not even close to the best I can do - in fact I edited it to conform to the definition....I admit I'm lost in the irony of the second half of your response

Um ... no. Sorry. You missed there, too.

[Rudeboyelvis]

I'm sure