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Old 05-03-2011, 05:40 PM
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We've done this before, but we might need to again.
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Old 05-03-2011, 05:52 PM
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What are you wearing while you're deciding your best longshot and what to eat during the post position draw this year?
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:53 PM
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What will you be drinking during the race?
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:54 PM
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i don't know about right now but by sunday morning we'll see at least one redboard thread explaining why the winner was obvious created by someone with less than 10 posts total.
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Old 05-03-2011, 09:07 PM
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i don't know about right now but by sunday morning we'll see at least one redboard thread explaining why the winner was obvious created by someone with less than 10 posts total.
I like the way you are thinking here.
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Old 05-03-2011, 09:28 PM
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Who is Baffert?
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Old 05-03-2011, 11:58 PM
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i don't know about right now but by sunday morning we'll see at least one redboard thread explaining why the winner was obvious created by someone with less than 10 posts total.
Justin Dew has over 1500 posts.
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Old 05-04-2011, 07:03 AM
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could nehro beat zenyatta?
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Old 05-04-2011, 09:57 AM
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I don't know what he'll title it, but this is what it will say:

all you morons had to pick the chalk....who picks chalk...in a race expecially Derby except me..that's why real value was (insert winning horse name here)....the rpm...i mean roi on the excata the way I played it was 600-1 ..any fool could see that..how (insert post time favorite here) went off at 5-2 is ....beyond me.....i love betting derby because i love big returns and talking about then afterwards....wet track means winning horse loves slop and that is key to my wagering..find a horse that is wet and bet him...(insert winning horse name here) was all wet and danced home like i saiid...i love Derby and winning exactas...but I don't bet them because roi and takeout too low..i mean high..Philcksi is an idiot
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:38 PM
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Dr. Roman tabs "Team Derby Trail" to finish 10th in PA Handicapping Contest.
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:58 PM
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Dr. Roman tabs "Team Derby Trail" to finish 10th in PA Handicapping Contest.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:49 PM
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animal kingdom will win the triple crown.
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Old 05-07-2011, 06:41 PM
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who will move forward to the preakness?
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Old 05-07-2011, 08:09 PM
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animal kingdom will win the triple crown.
If you spend enough time around OTB's, you will hear some seriously funny sh*t. I heard a line today that is easily top 3 of all time for me. After the Derby, one of the regular Jamaicans (Jamaican's in Roanoke? I know, baffled me too) shows me his $2 win ticket on Animal Kingdom, then proceeds to tell me that he isn't gonna cash it. When I asked him why, his response was "In case he wins the Triple Crown, I will have a $2 win ticket on him for all 3 races and then I can auction them off for a lot more."

You just can't make this sh*t up.
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