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Old 06-18-2012, 12:40 PM
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Read the reviews. Very funny work!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KKNQB..._u241pb0VNX534
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Old 06-18-2012, 02:16 PM
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I'm going to be sick from laughing so hard. SO glad you posted this!

This is my favorite one...

2,761 of 2,805 people found the following review helpful

LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION 17 April 2012
By The Cantankerous Tiger

I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.

All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.


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Old 06-18-2012, 03:16 PM
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I'm not even going to ask why you were looking at this product...




I made it to the 3rd page of reviews before I actually had tears coming from my eyes.

Thanks for the laughs!
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:23 AM
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I keep reading them and they get funnier each time
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