How to tell if your dog is involved in sex scandal

[Sightseek]

http://barticles.blogs.timesdispatch.com/

[Danzig]

oh, i wish i had my phone right now. just looked at my dog, and she's falling asleep, with a rawhide bone clenched in her teeth....hilarious.
she's laying on it, asleep.

[bigrun]

I Just
> > Realized
> > Something:
> > My dog
> > sleeps
> > about 20 hours a day.
> > He has
> > his food
> > prepared for him.
> > His
> > meals are
> > provided at no cost to him.
> > He
> > visits the
> > Doctor once a year for his checkup and again during
> > the year, if any
> > medical needs arise.
> > For
> > this he pays
> > nothing, Nothing is required of him.
> > He
> > lives in a
> > nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger
> > than he needs, but he
> > is not required to do any upkeep.
> > If he
> > makes a
> > mess, someone else cleans it up.
> > He has
> > his
> > choice of luxurious places to sleep.
> > He
> > receives
> > these accommodations absolutely
> > free.
> > He is
> > living
> > like a king and has absolutely no expenses
> > whatsoever.
> > All of
> > his costs
> > are picked up by others who earn a
> > living.
> > I was
> > just
> > thinking about all this, and
> > suddenly it
> > hit me like a ton of bricks ~
> > MY dog
> > is a CONGRESSMAN!!!

[Danzig]

yeah...but i like my dog. my dog is useful and brings me joy....


oh, snd how to tell who likes you more, spouse or dog. lock both in the trunk of the car. let them out an hour later, and see who is happy to see you!

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by Danzig

yeah...but i like my dog. my dog is useful and brings me joy....


oh, snd how to tell who likes you more, spouse or dog. lock both in the trunk of the car. let them out an hour later, and see who is happy to see you!

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Danzig

yeah...but i like my dog. my dog is useful and brings me joy....


oh, snd how to tell who likes you more, spouse or dog. lock both in the trunk of the car. let them out an hour later, and see who is happy to see you!

Oh my god, that's hilarious.

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by Danzig

yeah...but i like my dog. my dog is useful and brings me joy....


oh, snd how to tell who likes you more, spouse or dog. lock both in the trunk of the car. let them out an hour later, and see who is happy to see you!

Few days ago this picture appeared of facebook and the person asked 'does anyone know this dog'. My daughter looked at the pic and looked down at the floor and there was Jack, her dog laying there..and it was Jack's pic on the screen....there were many comments, 'oh he's so cute, keep him'. and others..Jack has an electronic collar and the battery died..happened before and he usually winds up at friends house mile away...this time he came home..Here's Jack...

jack.jpg

[Danzig]

oh, naughty puppy running away. what a cutie!!
i take mine to work...well, today had a guy come in, with his roughly 100 pound labrador.
now...cein is ok with other dogs. BUT, only up until they come near me. she can be quite jealous. she did her best old yeller in the corn crib impression, so i had to put her in another room. yeah, that dog was four of her. she was fine til the other dog came behind my desk, and here came mr. hyde!