Elephants have feelings, too

[GenuineRisk]

Really interesting article about elephants from the NYTimes Sunday Magazine.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/08/ma...l?pagewanted=1

[AeWingnut]

How can an elephant best avoid wrinkling?
He should avoid sleeping in his clothes.

How can you raise baby elephants?
With a crane.

How can you recognize an elephant?
By the smell of peanuts on its breath.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in the fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if an elephant has been sitting on your bed?
By the smell of peanuts, and the wrinkles in the bedspread.

How can you tell if there is an elephant under your bed?
When you're nearly touching the ceiling.

How can you tell if there's an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift off the plate.

How can you tell if there's an elephant still in the fridge?
Because you can't shut the door.

How can you tell if you have an elephant in bed with you?
By the 'E' embroidered on his pyjamas.

How did ducks get flat feet?
From trying to teach elephants to dance.

How did elephants get such long noses?
By playing tug of war with crocodiles.

How did the elephant stop a cold going to his chest?
He tied a knot in his trunk.

How do elephants dive into swimming-pools?
Headfirst.

How do elephants find each other in the dark?
Delightful

How do elephants get in touch with one another?
By elephone.

How do elephants get up trees?
They sit on an acorn and wait for it to grow.

How do elephants have a bath?
They take their trunks off.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Really interesting article about elephants from the NYTimes Sunday Magazine.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/08/ma...l?pagewanted=1

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