The ClydeVivor/SightyPooKins BC Contest

[Rileyoriley]

Play one or both days. Details forthcoming (or suggestions welcome ).

[Sightseek]

Yay!

I like the WPS on one fine steed format. I also suggest a StevieAll of any race of our choice each day with resulting exacta, trifecta and superfecta payoffs for that race.

For example:
BC Sprint - STEVIEALL RACE (I suggest this with much fondness for our man Stevie, of course )

[my miss storm cat]

Count me in, Ms. Winter!

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I like the WPS on one fine steed format. I also suggest a StevieAll of any race of our choice each day with resulting exacta, trifecta and superfecta payoffs for that race.

Just like real life!

[Arletta]

From our beloved ~ Clyde

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Welcome to all intelligent horsey fans.

I would like to also welcome those horsey fans here at NerdyTrail.

Nice having you all viewing ClydesNotes.



Uh,SightyPoo....you were right:no Ben'sKittyPoo.He reminded me of BlueGrassCattyKinsSloth.I believe I was right.L'Arletta----yes,RudeGirl did mercifully pull the plug on the Human Gourd: DaffyDanny.Credit is deserved,although it could be said she had something to do with it by example of her critical flame out.Now,if GenuineCrazyLady and CheekyHO don't return,we will know what we have suspected all along the way.Congratulations to The Debontah for barely beating me in the Maryland's HundredThousands.She beat me by just one with her Bear Claw selection.Boy.....that paid a LOT for 2 dollah.I do hope her Snailness is now done with her Godammity painting.


I have noticed recently---- a new sugar free religious sect has blown into NerdyTrail.At east one is a serious member of NoAdvantage and that poster is:NewJerseyStinksBecauseILiveInNewJersey.At least he's honest.I hope none of those in that group harbor any criminal types.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEwuJpgsBu4


Huge Millie Jackson fan....HUGE.


MerHigh me Baby!!!!






Yow.


Anyhoo....This BC coming offers maybe the biggest opportunity yet for ostentatious payoffs.CLYDEFORM!! is now pouring through preposterously large amounts of all sorts of salacious number crunching to bring you,the sucker----EAUXH!!----I meant you,the honored customer,the best possible chance at experiencing a life changer. I understand STEVIEFORM!! will make it's debut for the BC,but I think you will find one has to make too many bets per race for it to really,really work.


Is it hot in here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LLWVqUZvT0



I was out in the Starship yesterday,cruising through the nebula after sniffing 3 day old cedar embers and gulping down 2 bottles of that wife swapping liquid purple heroin and self injecting two cooked spoonfuls of St.Joseph's Aspirin for Children.

Then I went over to Debbie's to help her finish her Godammity painting.

HorseyFans, I don't know whether to say "ALWAYS do this " or "NEVER do this."



But I'm leaning toward "ALWAYS".



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-kWj_kXzVg

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Yay!

I like the WPS on one fine steed format. I also suggest a StevieAll of any race of our choice each day with resulting exacta, trifecta and superfecta payoffs for that race.

For example:
BC Sprint - STEVIEALL RACE (I suggest this with much fondness for our man Stevie, of course )

Sounds good! However the Stevieall race must have at least 10 entries.

[Arletta]

A message from the outside ~ Clyde


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Does the meaning of life; escape you?I think if one did have a philosophy.... buzzing through the message boards of today would vaporize that----right ricky-ticky.


We have become a legion of buffoons, massing along various fronts of moral malaise.

Kill all mocking birds.

This is why I have removed me from we.


I have no trumpet to toot nor list of demands.It is not within my realm to be a part of any team concept as teams blow big time.The word union, for me....connotes plumbing parts-----and that's it.It brings thoughts of nipples and those red bush things as well as a plethora of male and female connectives.


Anyone see Hidalgo? I just saw it and thought it a fine example of a parable within a classically made film.Actually,I don't care if anyone saw it or what their opinion might be if they did see it.If I said this at NA;there would be 5,000 replies with the last 4995 replies having nothing to do with the topic.... nor each other.A certain moderator would mention his appearance on anything -----about,oh say 25 times.Drainos would talk about trigonometry at least twice,Tits would pm each replier with a veiled offer of sex.Most would take her up on the offer;some,taking her up on it in the thread.NA,the owner, would read all the PRIVATE messages and become vigorously jealous and dart all who took her up on the offer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySmy4_VgnV4


This is good filler until Ms. Longerie decides she's ready to detail the BC contest,right? Is Post 465 becoming the Area 51 of NT?I'm still working on the "couch lose n the elevator story."So,not to worry.....and it will be worth the wait.Do you believe those stickers by your local counties weights and measures commissioner really mean they actually calibrated those weighing and measuring devices to accuracy?If you do,then I think you would also click on the headline stating,"Police reveal BRUTAL photos of Palin family fight."


I don't know ,SportyFans.Don't you get tired of being fleeced?My God, just "cruise" the i-net and see if you don't come back feeling sodomized.It's like reading a newspaper that is haunted by the spirit of PT Barnum.


"for the fly-blown words that make me spew
still in his ears were holy
and he was born knowing what i had learned
out if books and slowly..........................................



....................................but the thing i saw in your face
no power can disinherit
no bomb that ever burst
shatters the crystal spirit"


I have selected The Cleaner to win the Puds Plate.

Boy,that sounds just awful.

But bet against, and you just might get taken to the cleaners.




Bah....I have uninspired myself----again.I can only hope I have done the same for you----the hawsey player.

I close for the hell of it, because the state of being without memories; you are either dead or have yet to be born


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCHb6PSPS0

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

A message from the outside ~ Clyde


==================================================

Does the meaning of life; escape you?I think if one did have a philosophy.... buzzing through the message boards of today would vaporize that----right ricky-ticky.


We have become a legion of buffoons, massing along various fronts of moral malaise.

Kill all mocking birds.

This is why I have removed me from we.


I have no trumpet to toot nor list of demands.It is not within my realm to be a part of any team concept as teams blow big time.The word union, for me....connotes plumbing parts-----and that's it.It brings thoughts of nipples and those red bush things as well as a plethora of male and female connectives.


Anyone see Hidalgo? I just saw it and thought it a fine example of a parable within a classically made film.Actually,I don't care if anyone saw it or what their opinion might be if they did see it.If I said this at NA;there would be 5,000 replies with the last 4995 replies having nothing to do with the topic.... nor each other.A certain moderator would mention his appearance on anything -----about,oh say 25 times.Drainos would talk about trigonometry at least twice,Tits would pm each replier with a veiled offer of sex.Most would take her up on the offer;some,taking her up on it in the thread.NA,the owner, would read all the PRIVATE messages and become vigorously jealous and dart all who took her up on the offer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySmy4_VgnV4


This is good filler until Ms. Longerie decides she's ready to detail the BC contest,right? Is Post 465 becoming the Area 51 of NT?I'm still working on the "couch lose n the elevator story."So,not to worry.....and it will be worth the wait.Do you believe those stickers by your local counties weights and measures commissioner really mean they actually calibrated those weighing and measuring devices to accuracy?If you do,then I think you would also click on the headline stating,"Police reveal BRUTAL photos of Palin family fight."


I don't know ,SportyFans.Don't you get tired of being fleeced?My God, just "cruise" the i-net and see if you don't come back feeling sodomized.It's like reading a newspaper that is haunted by the spirit of PT Barnum.


"for the fly-blown words that make me spew
still in his ears were holy
and he was born knowing what i had learned
out if books and slowly..........................................



....................................but the thing i saw in your face
no power can disinherit
no bomb that ever burst
shatters the crystal spirit"


I have selected The Cleaner to win the Puds Plate.

Boy,that sounds just awful.

But bet against, and you just might get taken to the cleaners.




Bah....I have uninspired myself----again.I can only hope I have done the same for you----the hawsey player.

I close for the hell of it, because the state of being without memories; you are either dead or have yet to be born


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCHb6PSPS0

I believe Reality shows (which aren't) were the beginning of this countries downfall. So glad I got rid of cable tv several years ago.

BC contest rules:

Pick 1 horse in each race. He, she or it (gelding) will be your WPS horsey.
In addition-you may pick 1 race each day (For Clyde, that's 1 race Friday and 1 race Saturday) for your StevieAll race. Only condition is said race must have at least 10 runners by race day. Late scratches won't apply to the 10 rule. All bets will be $2 bets.
You may also pick 1 horse each day as your BEST BET of the day. It will also be WPS and $10ACB.


Any questions should be directed to Clyde.


Prizes:
1. An ebola survival gift basket containing a build it yourself hazmat suit, gloves, a 21 day supply of food and toilet paper, bleach, and an 8x10 of Clyde so you don't get lonely.

2. Since this is a 2 day event, a $200 donation for our very own SightyPooKins.



Steve has very graciously posted the PP's for every BC race in the Padlock so begin handicapping and may the biggest cheater win!

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I believe Reality shows (which aren't) were the beginning of this countries downfall. So glad I got rid of cable tv several years ago.

BC contest rules:

Pick 1 horse in each race. He, she or it (gelding) will be your WPS horsey.
In addition-you may pick 1 race each day (For Clyde, that's 1 race Friday and 1 race Saturday) for your StevieAll race. Only condition is said race must have at least 10 runners by race day. Late scratches won't apply to the 10 rule. All bets will be $2 bets.
You may also pick 1 horse each day as your BEST BET of the day. It will also be WPS and $10ACB.


Any questions should be directed to Clyde.


Prizes:
1. An ebola survival gift basket containing a build it yourself hazmat suit, gloves, a 21 day supply of food and toilet paper, bleach, and an 8x10 of Clyde so you don't get lonely.

2. Since this is a 2 day event, a $200 donation for our very own SightyPooKins.



Steve has very graciously posted the PP's for every BC race in the Padlock so begin handicapping and may the biggest cheater win!

!!0000000000!!